Tweet Twat 0 HOW DARE WE NOT APPRECIATE FRANKIE PALMERI July 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg One fun thing about being Frankie Palmeri is that he […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 MATCHES 9-12: JOHANN HEGG VS. IRON LUNG, DIMEBAG VS. PAUL SPECKMANN, STEVE VON TILL VS. TIM MILLAR, MARK MORTON VS. PER WIBERG July 11th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks While down n’ dirty deity Aaron Turner just barely managed […]
The Leads Are Weak 0 THE LEADS ARE WEAK: GET WEIRD WITH SOME COOL, NEW SCALES July 11th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hey man, I love the standard major, minor, and pentatonic […]
Tour de Force 0 THE WEST COAST GETS GLOOMY July 11th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Having just released an awesome new album, No (out now […]
What the...?? 0 HARLEY FLANAGAN SAYS HE STABBED CRO-MAGS MEMBERS IN SELF-DEFENSE July 11th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Former Cro-Mags bassist Harley Flanagan stabbed two current members of […]
Not Quite Metal? 0 KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON; THE NEW MASERATI ALBUM WILL PROBABLY BE AWESOME! July 11th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein For those worried that new Maserati music will feel lackluster […]
The Webernets 0 INB4 “THIS CHICK IS BETTER THAN SPENCER SOTELO” COMMENTS July 11th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Unlike the rest of the Metalverse, I’ve got no bone […]
Cinemetal 0 ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS NEW TANKARD VIDEO LEGITIMATELY SUCKS July 11th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg See? Now this new Tankard Video, “A Girl Called Cervesa,” […]
Cinemetal 0 THE SEQUEL TO THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO YOU WILL EVER SEE, EVER July 11th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last year, a devastatingly untalented band called Alternate Reality released […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 TL;DR: QUEENSRYCHE MEMBERS TALK SH*T ABOUT GEOFF TATE July 11th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein You had to figure that Geoff Tate’s recent Rolling Stone […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 CHARLIE SHEEN HEARTS AXL ROSE July 11th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slash, former sex addicted, substance abusing personification of rebellion, recently […]
Cinemetal 0 MASTODON AND JOSH HOMME WERE ON AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE July 11th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve never watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force before (Does that make […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 SYLOSIS UNVEIL THEIR MONOLITH July 11th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Sylosis have released not one but two album covers for […]
Studio Stuff 0 THIS NEW WINTERSUN ALBUM IS ACTUALLY GOING TO COME OUT July 11th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The crazy part about all the hype around new Wintersun […]
Cinemetal 0 OHAI NEW CORONER DVD July 11th, 2012 at 10:00am Anso DF One of metal’s greatest delights lately is the 2011 return […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 MATCHES 5-8: KERRY KING VS. EDDIE HERMIDA, TROY SANDERS VS. VALIENT HIMSELF, WAYNE STATIC VS. AARON TURNER, NICK OLIVERI VS. JONATHAN ATHON July 10th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The results from the first group of matches are in […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF ULVER’S CHILDHOOD’S END! July 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for readers Paul Lyman, Taylor Cornell, and Avishua Stein, who […]
New Stuff 0 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TURBONEGRO?? July 10th, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Turbonegro are another one of those bands who definitely aren’t […]
Cinemetal 0 THE HOFFMAN BROTHERS WANT YOU TO KNOW THEY USED TO BE IN DEICIDE July 10th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Before Deicide came up with the totally awesome name “Deicide,” […]
0 - Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]
