Freeloader 20 FREELOADER: ESL EDITION January 23rd, 2012 at 12:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 OVERKILL ENTER THE ELECTRIC AGE January 23rd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like so many old school thrash bands, Overkill have been […]
Rampant Rumors 600 THE MASTODON/OPETH/GHOST TOUR IS A REALLY REAL THING January 23rd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Last week, rumors started swirling that there was gonna be a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 40 POTATO PO-TAH-TO, TO-MERA TO-MAH-TO: HOWEVER YOU PRONOUNCE IT, NEW ALBUM IS ON THE WAY January 23rd, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Maybe you’d like Dream Theater more if they had a […]
The Webernets 70 WANNA HEAR SOME DEMOS FROM CHIMAIRA’S THE AGE OF HELL? January 23rd, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Over the weekend, Chimaira’s Mark Hunter posted four demos from […]
Tour de Force 120 I GUESS WE’LL ALL SLEEP WHEN WE’RE DEAD: BLACK TUSK AND EAST OF THE WALL ANNOUNCE SHOWS WITH INTRONAUT, HULL, ROYAL THUNDER January 23rd, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Talk about a first world problems: there are too many […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 40 SUNDAY TO PLEASE AND PLEASURE TO January 22nd, 2012 at 4:49pm Kip Wingerschmidt This weekend marked another year passing for yours truly, and […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE MADE OUR FIRST HARDCORE SONG January 20th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via Topless Robot I would give anything for that to […]
Question of the Week 770 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT ALBUM WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A LIMP DICK IN 2012? (or, WHAT IS YOUR LEAST ANTICIPATED ALBUM OF 2012?) January 20th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2012: 7 HORNS 7 EYES, THROES OF ABSOLUTION January 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein 7 Horns 7 Eyes Throes of Absolution Release date – […]
What the...?? 280 THIS IS WHAT BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD WOULD LIKE IF THEY WERE REAL January 20th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg As happy as we are that Beavis and Butt-head have […]
Tour de Force 400 METALSUCKS AND DEAD END THREADS PROUDLY PRESENT THE FACELESS, DYING FETUS, GOATWHORE, JOB FOR A COWBOY, VOLUMES, AND LAST CHANCE TO REASON! January 20th, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Oh. Fuck. YES. MetalSucks and Dead End Threads are proud […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 170 SIKTH CONFIRM THAT A NEW ALBUM IS ON THE WAY January 20th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Reunited-but-not-really prog metal pioneers SiKth have officially announced what we […]
What the...?? 190 WHEN YOU’RE A BEARDY METAL BRO WHO LOVES HIS SCENTED YANKEE CANDLES January 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Ladies and gentlemen: THIS GUY! Dude just LOVES his candles […]
Everyone's Replaceable 120 EX-FACELESS DRUMMER NICK PIERCE JOINS UNEARTH January 20th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Photo by Jeff Chan Those poor metalcore Massholes in Unearth […]
New Stuff 50 DODECAHEDRON: TWELVE FACES OF AWESOME BLACK METAL January 20th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The reader known as “gr Sam” tipped us off that […]
Tour de Force 20 GWAR AND MUNICIPAL WASTE TO TEAM UP FOR CORY SMOOT MEMORIAL SHOW, U.S. TOUR January 20th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The first Cory Smoot memorial show, benefitting The Smoot Family […]
What the...?? 280 ORGANIZATION THAT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HEAVY METAL TO CURATE HEAVY METAL EXHIBITION January 20th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If there was ever any chance that the metal community […]
New Stuff 200 BLEEDING THROUGH SAY “GOODBYE TO DEATH” January 20th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Bleeding Through have released a new song, “Goodbye to Death,” […]
New Stuff 110 “PUNISHER”: ANYONE WANNA HEAR ANOTHER NEW VEIL OF MAYA SONG? January 20th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, we got our first taste of new […]
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