Worst Week Ever 100 IN WHICH WE FOUND A NEW ROMANCE August 5th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Word to the wise: don’t give up on the above […]
Rampant Rumors 620 MORE HINTS ABOUT OUR SUCKIEST PROJECT EVER August 5th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Earlier this week, we told you that we’re working on […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “CAFFEINE” August 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Haterade 530 THE PLOT IN YOU ARE REALLY, REALLY UPSET THAT THEIR GIRLFRIEND IS KNOCKED UP August 5th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Over the years, metal bands have confronted a variety of […]
Black Collar Workers 180 MORE METAL RECORD LABELS JUMP ON THE BANDCAMP BANDWAGON August 5th, 2011 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein Cosmo at Invisible Oranges has been keeping tabs on which […]
Reviews 60 PAIN IS A WARNING: PERHAPS, ONCE AND FOR ALL, TODAY IS THE DAY FOR TODAY IS THE DAY August 5th, 2011 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Even in Today is the Day’s hard-to-classify catalog (Deeply disturbed […]
Br00tal-lists 340 TOO SOON TOO? LEYLA FORD’S BEST OF 2011… SO FAR August 5th, 2011 at 1:20pm MetalSucks I give into peer pressure easily. In no particular order […]
Metal Merch 200 AC/DC TO METALLICA: “F*CK YOU, WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN VERSION OF MONOPOLY!” August 5th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg AC/DC and Metallica are similar in a lot of ways: […]
Tour de Force 270 IMMOLATION HEADLINING TOUR: THE FALL IS OFFICIALLY OVERWHELMING August 5th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I hope everyone has been stashing loose change in their […]
\m/ 140 BIG BUSINESS GET \m/ ON FOX RED EYE August 5th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Word on that street is that longtime correspondent Oderus Urungus […]
New Stuff 560 THIRTY-FOUR SECONDS OF NEW WAYNE STATIC MUSIC IS ENOUGH TO CONVINCE ME I DON’T NEED TO HEAR MORE August 5th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg I always feel kinda bad for Wayne Static, the same […]
Everyone's Replaceable 230 SO AS IT TURNS OUT, THREATENING TO BLOW-UP A DRUGSTORE IS GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL August 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last month Coheed and Cambria bassist Michael Todd set out […]
Rigged 30 RIGGED: ALL SHALL PERISH’S FRANCESCO ARTUSATO ON HIS ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK MAYHEM FESTIVAL GEAR SETUP August 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks As part of our coverage of this year’s Rockstar Energy Drink […]
Contests 440 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A DIR EN GREY PRIZE PACK August 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s Caption Contest saw the promise of “an assortment […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 30 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: RORSCHACH’S PROTESTANT GETS A TONGUE BATH August 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 20 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “FALLING TO PIECES” August 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Spurred by an lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 PROJECT GINGER August 4th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks One of my favorite musicians, Ginger, set off on a […]
Freeloader 20 DOWNLOAD CORMORANT’S METAZOA FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF FREE August 4th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s gonna be a presumably-excellent new Cormorant album called Dwellings […]
Br00tal-lists 90 TOO SOON TOO? ANSO DF’S BEST OF 2011… SO FAR August 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Cosmo started it at Invisible Oranges. Then our Axl and Murder Corey got […]
\m/ 1 YEAH, BUT DO THEY REALIZE THAT THE ALBUM WAS CALLED STAY HUNGRY? August 4th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last year, a bunch of teachers took Twisted Sister’s legendary […]
