Cinemetal 20 AFTER THE BURIAL BLITZ August 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a good day to be an After the Burial […]
Contests 430 SUMMER SLAUGHTER CONTEST: WIN AN ESP GUITAR SIGNED BY THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER AND WHITECHAPEL August 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is once again sponsoring the Summer Slaughter tour, which […]
\m/ 40 ANAL CUNT DRINK BUCKCHERRY’S “WHISKEY IN THE MORNING” August 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein File under “things I never thought I’d hear:” Anal Cunt […]
Contests 270 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE METAL COVER OF CELINE DION EDITION August 4th, 2011 at 11:30am MetalSucks We hate Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” with […]
New Stuff 20 THE BINARY CODE MEDITATE, DARKLY August 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In June I saw The Binary Code for the first […]
Viral Vomit 1 WE ARE SO TOTALLY HIRING MANOWAR TO PLAY OUR NEXT OFFICE PARTY August 4th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Now-bankrupt metal blog Metal Inquisition hired Manowar to play their office […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 OXBOW FRONTMAN JOINS BLACK FLAG (SORTA) August 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Black Flag will never reunite in any form that even […]
Rampant Rumors 70 WE’RE WORKING ON OUR BIGGEST AND BEST PROJECT EVER August 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hard as it is to believe, we’ve been doing this […]
New Stuff 90 TODAY IS THE DAY TO DRINK “THE DEVIL’S BLOOD” August 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg What an awesomely massive week for Today is the Day […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “STRIPSEARCH” August 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Music Dorkery 490 THIS 14-YEAR OLD KID CAN SHRED HIS BALLS OFF August 3rd, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I realize that videos like this do nothing but give […]
Tour de Force 1070 METALSUCKS PROUDLY PRESENTS THE 2011 CARNIVAL IS FOREVER NORTH AMERICAN TOUR FEATURING DECAPITATED WITH DECREPIT BIRTH, FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE, RINGS OF SATURN, AND THE HAARP MACHINE! August 3rd, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Here’s some news which ought to absolutely make your day: […]
Necrolust 160 VAN MOSH: GRIM KIM’S COC/CLUTCH TOUR PLAYLIST August 3rd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks There are many awesome things about touring. You get to […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 700 TOO SOON? GARY’S BEST HARDCORE OF 2011… SO FAR August 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Axl did one. Vince did one. Even Corey did one. […]
The Webernets 150 BEHOLD, THE POWER OF THE RIFF: FREE SOUTHERN LORD DOWNLOADABLE SAMPLER August 3rd, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Those doomy mofos over at Southern Lord have done it […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 140 RECKLESS LOVE’S “HOT” LEAVES US COLD August 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks I’ve been a long-time (and rather outspoken) fan of the […]
Metal Merch 100 WATCH SOME VENEZUELAN DUDE UNWRAP METALLICA MONOPOLY FOR TEN MINUTES August 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Metallica-themed edition of the board game Monopoly costs more […]
Neilstein Soundscam 230 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: EMO CONVICTS AND DEATHCORE ARE SELLING RECORDS August 3rd, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week we focused on the complete inertia of modern […]
New Stuff 180 “SINGULARITY”: NEW TEXTURES MAKES EARS HAPPY August 3rd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Here’s the best new song you’ll hear all day, and […]
Cinemetal 230 “KICKING & SCREAMING”: NEW BAZ IS BORING BUT NOT AWFUL August 3rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I hated Angel Down so much that I kind of […]
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