The Webernets 150 WHEN METAL AND WEED UNITE September 15th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein The fine metal journalism institution Metal Inquisition has done it […]
New Stuff 330 DON’T FEEL DEMORALIZED JUST BECAUSE THE RED CHORD ARE GETTING FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE September 10th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg GOOD MORNING! I’ve got good news, very good news, great […]
Show Reviews 710 ALICE IN CHAINS ARE ALIVE AND HAPPY TO BE HERE September 9th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had kind of a stunning realization last night as […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 970 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON THE HEIRARCHY OF THE METAL WORLD August 14th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So playing underground metal is interesting for various reasons. There’s […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 340 VICTORY ARTISTS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO HATE TONY BRUMMEL August 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That Victory Records’ head honcho, Tony Brummel, is a scum […]
Reunion Mania 500 ADEMA REUNITE, PLAN TO BRING THEIR PATENTED BRAND OF SUCK BACK TO THE WORLD August 13th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As ’90s nu-metal nostalgia reaches its peak (I FUCKING CALLED […]
What the...?? 380 HERE’S SOMETHING NO ONE WAS ASKING FOR: AN ELECTRONICA REMIX OF MASTODON July 29th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Our pals over at Metal Insider are currently hosting a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 REMEMBER THIS BAND? July 21st, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I have no idea what made me think of them […]
Editorials 670 CRABCORE = “SIGNATURE CROUCHES” July 20th, 2009 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg The above photo of Attack! Attack!, from the NY Times […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2070 #1: INSANE CLOWN POSSE, BIZZAR/BIZAAR July 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
Worst Week Ever 350 IN WHICH WE ADDRESSED SOME COMPLAINTS May 1st, 2009 at 6:03pm Axl Rosenberg Some of you seem to find it shocking that we […]
...And F*ck You Too 430 DOUCHE BAG FROM TERRIBLE BAND TO COMPETE FOR AFFECTIONS OF UGLIEST SLUT IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE April 27th, 2009 at 3:24pm Axl Rosenberg Here are things I didn’t know until I checked Blabbermouth […]
New Stuff 90 IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES March 10th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You can stream Buried Inside’s super awesomelicious new album, The […]
Reviews 60 WHAT IS THE WEIGHT OF LIGHT? A SERPENTCULT REVIEW February 19th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks There’s a flare of subsonic noise and distortion, mounting feedback […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
New Stuff 580 ZAKK WYLDE FORFEITS THE ABILITY TO EVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ANOTHER MUSICIAN, EVER February 6th, 2009 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg I had the displeasure of seeing Dope live once (don’t […]
Editorials 690 FAILED EXPERIMENTS IN HUMAN CREATIVITY: THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE EDITION February 2nd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Readers of this site with a fine attention to detail […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 360 FORMER STATIC-X GUITARIST CELEBRATES IMPENDING RELEASE OF BAND’S NEW ALBUM BY GETTING THROWN BACK IN JAIL January 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tripp Eisen, who has at one time or another been […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1 PROP UP VIDEO November 18th, 2008 at 3:04pm Gary Suarez If you’re like me, you likely spend a shitload of […]