Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 SAMPLE OF NEW MUSIC BY THE OCEAN SOUNDS OCEANY August 24th, 2010 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein It’s only been a week since The Ocean announced details […]
This Sucks 2060 NERGAL HAS LEUKEMIA August 24th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, Behemoth announced that Nergal is “seriously ill […]
Tour de Force 390 NERDFEST USA: MORE DEVIN TOWNSEND SOLO TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED W/ TESSERACT! August 24th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Disappointed that Devin Townsend’s previously announced fall tour would only […]
Cinemetal 280 “LIFE WON’T WAIT” FOR YOU TO DISCOVER HOW AWESOME GUS G. IS August 23rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I interviewed Gus G. this past Friday. He’s such an […]
Freeloader 250 FREELOADER: NEUROMIST’S MOVE OF THOUGHT August 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Satan Rosenbloom It used to be so simple. Bands would approach a […]
Metal Mets 240 RANDY JOHNSON IST KRIEG, METAL METS NOT SO MUCH August 23rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Where to begin with this woefully disappointing Mets season? It […]
Cinemetal 200 MOSE GIGANTICUS’ “THE LEFT PATH” VIDEO NEEDS MORE KEYTAR August 23rd, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg I was totally skeptical about Mose Giganticus — until I […]
Cinemetal 220 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDERING HOLLAND August 23rd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Reader LETTHEDEATHMETALFLOW sent in a bunch of excellent footage he […]
Cinemetal Reviews 510 CINEMETAL REVIEW: UNTIL THE LIGHT TAKES US August 23rd, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Metal fans have been buzzing for months about Until The […]
What the...?? 330 EVEN DEAF METALHEADS HAVE BIG BALLS August 23rd, 2010 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein This video of a sign language interpreter at the San […]
\m/ 80 MADM MTL August 23rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve written before about my affinity for the music of […]
Editorials 220 SERIOUSLY, FOLKS: LISTEN TO EAST OF THE WALL August 23rd, 2010 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein East of the Wall’s Ressentiment is one of my favorite […]
Cinemetal 220 DUTCH DEATH METAL CHANTEUSE FINDS A BAND August 23rd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Remember SmooneGrri, that Dutch, female aspiring death metal vocalist for […]
Cinemetal 130 THE NEW SERJ TANKIAN VIDEO IS PRETTY SWEET August 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Like Porcupine Tree’s clip for “Bonnie the Cat,” Serj Tankian’s […]
Contests 180 CRACK HITLER WINS THE SECOND ANNUAL “RUN METALSUCKS FOR A DAY” CONTEST! August 23rd, 2010 at 9:30am MetalSucks Congrats to Crack Hitler, who overwhelmingly won this year’s contest […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE REACHED OUR FINAL FRONTIER August 20th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I think all this Maiden talk has given me Maiden […]
Question of the Week 3060 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD FORM A HEAVY METAL SUPERGROUP WITH ANY 4 – 6 METAL MUSICIANS, ALIVE OR DEAD, WHO WOULD BE IN THE BAND AND WHY? August 20th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 160 CROWNED IN UNHOLY TERROR: A BUYER’S GUIDE TO THE CROWN August 20th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF In all the excitement of The Crown’s reactivation, I’ve only […]
Readers' Choice 60 READERS CHOICE: THE MELTING POT EDITION August 20th, 2010 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein As long as you all keep sending in bands to […]
Green Eggs and Slam 300 ALL OUT WAR’S MIKE SCORE ON METALCORE, MYSPACE, AND MORE August 20th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D It might be hard for all you self-righteous, 22 year-old […]
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