New Stuff 90 LET’S TORCHE THIS U.F.O. August 25th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Just in case you weren’t already feeling overwhelmed by all […]
Everyone's Replaceable 560 WHITE WIZZARD LINEUP SHAKEUP… AGAIN! August 25th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Either Jon Leon’s ass is constantly emitting horrible smelling farts […]
New Stuff 150 NEW SONGS PUT THE “CHRIST!” IN “JULIE CHRISTMAS” August 25th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg By which I do not mean that Ms. Christmas has […]
New Stuff 130 OH, HEY THERE, NEW CEPHALIC CARNAGE ALBUM STREAM August 25th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Anyone wanna hear something awesome? I mean, no pressure. Maybe […]
Everyone's Replaceable 540 DIMMU DRAMA GETS SILLIER: SNOWY SHAW IS OUT August 25th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, this is hilarious. Last month rumors started to […]
Interviews 240 ION DISSONANCE VOCALIST KEVIN MCCAUGHEY: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Ion Dissonance are cursed, both figuratively and literally. Says vocalist […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN AN AWESOME PRIZE PACK FROM EARACHE RECORDS! August 24th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Devin Garvin, who not only correctly […]
Viral Vomit 380 C.O.C. AND D.R.I. GET THE BIEBER TREATMENT August 24th, 2010 at 3:50pm MetalSucks So the whole internet was abuzz about that Justin Bieber […]
Editorials 130 GET THE RUNS FOR THE BORDER: TACO BELL FEED THE BEAT August 24th, 2010 at 3:10pm Axl Rosenberg Life is tough for the modern touring metal band, ’cause […]
Reviews 40 RETURN TO EARTH DEMONSTRATE HOW THEY NEED TO RETURN TO WHEREVER THE HELL THEY CAME FROM ON AUTOMATA August 24th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar How awesome is Chris Pennie? If the answer is not […]
New Stuff 340 PUBLICISTS? CRADLE OF FILTH FANS DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ PUBLICISTS! August 24th, 2010 at 1:50pm Axl Rosenberg So there’s a new Cradle of Filth song, “Lilith Immaculate,”and […]
Exclusive 520 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: THE CONTORTIONIST – “ADVENT” August 24th, 2010 at 1:15pm Vince Neilstein So, here we are in late 2010, two years after […]
New Stuff 130 TAKE THE “HIGHWAY TO HELL” WITH MUTINY WITHIN August 24th, 2010 at 12:34pm Vince Neilstein In the second AC/DC bit of news not directly related […]
What the...?? 850 WHAT HAPPENED TO DAVE MUSTAINE’S VOICE? August 24th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I saw Megadeth a few weeks ago, the band […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 SAMPLE OF NEW MUSIC BY THE OCEAN SOUNDS OCEANY August 24th, 2010 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein It’s only been a week since The Ocean announced details […]
This Sucks 2060 NERGAL HAS LEUKEMIA August 24th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month, Behemoth announced that Nergal is “seriously ill […]
Tour de Force 390 NERDFEST USA: MORE DEVIN TOWNSEND SOLO TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED W/ TESSERACT! August 24th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Disappointed that Devin Townsend’s previously announced fall tour would only […]
Cinemetal 280 “LIFE WON’T WAIT” FOR YOU TO DISCOVER HOW AWESOME GUS G. IS August 23rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I interviewed Gus G. this past Friday. He’s such an […]
Freeloader 250 FREELOADER: NEUROMIST’S MOVE OF THOUGHT August 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Satan Rosenbloom It used to be so simple. Bands would approach a […]
Metal Mets 240 RANDY JOHNSON IST KRIEG, METAL METS NOT SO MUCH August 23rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Where to begin with this woefully disappointing Mets season? It […]