\m/ 130 MOUTH OF THE ARCHITECT LOOK INTO MY EYES, COVER PETER GABRIEL THE RIGHT WAY June 30th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, you know my opinion […]
Cinemetal 50 CILICE HAVE A “MENTAL BREAKDOWN” WITH NEW SINGER SEARCH June 30th, 2010 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein If there’s any band that’s even come close to filling […]
Reviews 430 MASTODON ARE HEXED June 30th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg If all the rumors are to be believed, Jonah Hex […]
Readers' Choice 230 YOU MUSTH WATCH THIS VIDEO June 30th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg According to the ol’ Wikipedia, musth is “periodic condition in […]
Interviews 170 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY INTERVIEWS JON FINE ABOUT TACO RIFFS June 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Jon Fine’s best known band was Bitch Magnet, a (usually) […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A BLU-RAY COPY OF CLASSIC ALBUMS: BLACK SABBATH, PARANOID!!! June 29th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to MS Suckalos Patrick Alberts, Gilby Ellis, and Andrea […]
Everyone's Replaceable 560 TO SLIP OR KNOT TO SLIP June 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The big question since Paul Gray died last month has […]
Music Dorkery 320 AWESOME VIDEO OF JOSH TRAVIS TRACKING GUITARS FOR DANZA III June 29th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that Vince just jocked the new Tony Danza […]
Reviews 50 CHAMBERS DELIVER SOME FUN BUT NOT MUCH ELSE ON OLD LOVE June 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Dave Mustein I usually try not to judge bands by their names. […]
New Stuff 300 EMINEM VS. BLACK SABBATH June 29th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week I posted a pretty awful mash-up of Eminem’s […]
Viral Vomit 350 YOU THINK DEATH METAL DRUMMING IS HARD? EVER TRIED IT IN HIGH HEELS? June 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Adam Muirhead sent us this video of Lux Drummerette — […]
Editorials 260 MY BONER FOR JOHN BUSH JUST GREW BY 1,000 INCHES June 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site knows well our unabashed fandom […]
New Stuff 90 WHO KEEPS ATLANTIS OFF THE MAP? THE STONECUTTERS. June 29th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Somewhat embarrassingly I’ve had Christhammer, the latest by Louisville, KY […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1350 ZACK DE LA ROCHA LEADS THE SOUND STRIKE June 29th, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez Despite everything that’s gone on politically in America since 2001, […]
Metal in the Media 160 BEST. HEADLINE. EVER. June 29th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg From TMZ: -AR Thanks to Clint Kaio for this amazing, […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 200 FUNNY VIDEOS OF PEOPLE GETTING HURT June 29th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It’s kinda metal related, right? More fun at the expense […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 960 A TRANSCRIPT OF A MEETING REGARDING THE ALBUM ART FOR DISTURBED’S ASYLUM June 29th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg DAVID DRAIMAN: “Okay, so our new album, Asylum, is coming […]
\m/ 80 SHORT BUS = TOUR BUS June 29th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein A true story that many of you will probably find […]
\m/ 260 NERGAL FREE TO DEFACE BIBLES AGAIN! June 29th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I know I’m a cynical bastard, but can you blame […]
Cinemetal 110 DALLAS COYLE GETS INTO THE CINEMETAL BUSINESS WITH THE JUDAS SYNDROME’S “DEATH OF THE SOUL” June 28th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Like myself, Dallas Coyle is a huge film dork — […]
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