The Webernets 110 GET IN THE CIRCLE PIT WITH CIRCLETWITT! August 25th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Even for myself, Axl and the highly skilled MetalSucks Mansion […]
The Webernets 200 NEW BAND ALERT: CORN August 25th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Who knew that a delicious kernel-laden, summer treat was also […]
Tour de Force 240 METALSUCKS PRESENTS THE HEATHENFEST TOUR, FEAT. ELUVEITIE, BELPHEGOR, ALESTORM, KIVIMETSAN DRUIDI, AND VREID August 25th, 2009 at 10:36am Vince Neilstein The headline says it all; isn’t that lineup awesome? It’s […]
What the...?? 100 I GUESS WE’RE NO LONGER “THE PEREZ HILTON OF METAL”… August 25th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg …since apparently Perez Hilton is the Perez Hilton of metal. […]
Contests 1850 ZILTOID WINS OUR BEST CONTEST EVER August 25th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks Well, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming. Ziltoid, […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 500 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON THE LOCAL BAND WEEKEND TOUR August 24th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The local band weekend tour. We used to do these […]
Music Dorkery 380 TOOL’S “LATERALUS”: THE EPIC PIANO VERSION August 24th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Have you ever listened to Tool? Have you ever listened […]
Editorials 1320 DO JUGGALOS MAKE BAD PARENTS? August 24th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac Allan Petteruto sent us the below. It’s actually […]
New Stuff 200 IF YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEW BTBAM ALBUM, JUST LISTEN TO SENECA INSTEAD August 24th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If there’s such a thing as “the North Carolina sound” […]
New Stuff 480 FIRST TASTE OF HATEBREED’S HATEBREED August 24th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “In the Ashes They Shall Reap,” the first song we’ve […]
Interviews 110 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: DARKEST HOUR’S MIKE SCHLEIBAUM SITS DOWN WITH AXL AND VINCE August 24th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The second-to-last night of Summer Slaughter — the first of […]
\m/ 370 MEMBERS OF DREAM THEATER TEAM UP WITH MEMBERS OF NAPALM DEATH TO COVER METALLICA. WAIT, WHAT?!? August 24th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not that I think that the members of Napalm […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 290 TRENT REZNOR FULFILLS MY TEENAGE DREAM August 24th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Last night, I was among the privileged few permitted to […]
Haterade 260 THIS TIME YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR August 24th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If someone asked me to engage in a debate to […]
Tour de Force 120 PLANET CARAVAN FESTIVAL SET TIMES ANNOUNCED August 24th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks The schedule for next month’s MetalSucks co-sponsored Planet Caravan Festival […]
Viral Vomit 250 THIS “DANCE” VIDEO MAKES NINJA MOSHPIT ASSHOLE KIDS LOOK LIKE F*CKING BALLERINAS August 24th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Actually, I think I’d much rather watch this guy than […]
The Webernets 360 THE DECIBLOG OUT-SUCKS METALSUCKS August 24th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg We’ve worked pretty hard to achieve our title of the […]
New Stuff 240 “GOLIATHON IS A METAL BAND FROM KARMØY, NORWAY” August 24th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein “Just listen to it! It will blow your mind preblown!” […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 940 OZZY OSBOURNE DEBUTS NEW GUITARIST GUS G., PUTS ZAKK WYLDE IN THE HOSPITAL August 24th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First, let’s just talk about how we arrived at this […]
Black Metal Brunch 400 BLACK METAL BRUNCH – SIGH, “SCARLET DREAM” & “ME-DEVIL” August 23rd, 2009 at 9:33am MetalSucks Todays I ams havings dim sums for brunch. I knows […]
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