Cinemetal 250 THE SECOND ROB ZOMBIE STORY IN AS MANY DAYS August 14th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even though I loathed Rob Zombie’s remake of Halloween and […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 240 BTBAM STUDIO UPDATE PART II August 14th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein I’m extremely amped about the new Between the Buried and […]
Cinemetal 330 THE WORST BLACK METAL VIDEO EVER MADE? August 14th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A reader calling him or herself “turkeyhead92” sent us the […]
New Stuff 170 BLOODY PANDA ARE BLOODY BORING August 14th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve heard a lot of smart people with opinions I […]
Cinemetal 120 STEEL PANTHER’S COLLECTIVE COCK IS “COMMUNITY PROPERTY” August 14th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein We generally shy away from hate on ironic bands here […]
Lick My Label 300 GOOD BAND SIGNS TO SH*T RECORD LABEL August 14th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein A press release that arrived at the MS Mansion yesterday […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 270 THIS JUST IN: LITA FORD STILL SUCKS August 14th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Never been a Lita Ford fan. Always thought she sucked. […]
Contests 1570 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM MAN MUST DIE AND HOWL! August 13th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Let’s cut to the chase: the winner to last week’s […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 560 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON GUITAR CENTER August 13th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Who here likes going to Guitar Center? The Kmart of […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 340 VICTORY ARTISTS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO HATE TONY BRUMMEL August 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That Victory Records’ head honcho, Tony Brummel, is a scum […]
Cinemetal 180 DID YOU SEE THE WAY THE GOAT WAS DRESSED? SHE WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT. August 13th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last month I was standing next to Sammy Duet from […]
Cinemetal 100 TEASER TRAILER FOR ROB ZOMBIE’S THE HAUNTED WORLD OF EL SUPERBEASTO August 13th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg When he’s not fucking up Halloween, I’ve actually enjoyed some […]
Reunion Mania 500 ADEMA REUNITE, PLAN TO BRING THEIR PATENTED BRAND OF SUCK BACK TO THE WORLD August 13th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As ’90s nu-metal nostalgia reaches its peak (I FUCKING CALLED […]
This Sucks 230 R.I.P. LES PAUL, 1915 – 2009 August 13th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Les Paul has passed away from complications from pneumonia. He […]
\m/ 50 A LIFE ONCE LOST SHOW OFF THEIR SPLIFF-ROLLING SKILLZ August 13th, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Rob and Frank from Metal Injection are in Amsterdam right […]
Cinemetal 260 DEAR D. RANDALL BLYTHE: DON’T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB August 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I love horror movies. Especially cheap-o horror movies. Sleepaway Camp […]
Cinemetal 480 I WOULDN’T F*CK WITH HOWARD JONES August 13th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re blind or something, Howard Jones is a […]
Cinemetal 140 NAKED DUDES + WOODS = METAL August 13th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein This video by The Psyke Project, sent in by MS […]
Editorials 450 IS REVOCATION “THE NEXT GREAT METAL BAND?” August 13th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you couldn’t tell, I really enjoy reading Cosmo […]
New Stuff 210 BRUTAL (PT. 3) August 13th, 2009 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein In June I ran an article simply entitled Brutal (Pt. […]
