Contests 1450 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A LIMITED EDITION WINO 180-GRAM VINYL! July 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest was a doozy ’cause […]
Cinemetal 200 BRENT HINDS GETS DOWN July 16th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to Kit Hart for sending us this of Mastodon’s […]
Tour de Force 70 NORWEGIAN SUPER TEAMS TO STORM WACKEN July 16th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks While Anthrax, Testament, Heaven and Hell and motherfucking Motorhead are […]
...And F*ck You Too 650 PLEASE DON’T CALL ME July 16th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Honkey Grandma be trippin’. I’m sorry. This is awful. This […]
Reviews 430 DIVINE HERESY SUCK ONLY AS MUCH AS YOU THINK ON BRINGER OF PLAGUES July 16th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Divine Heresy get a lot of somewhat undeserved hate: calling […]
Interviews 30 EXCLUSIVE TRIGGER THE BLOODSHED VIDEO INTERVIEW July 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks At last month’s Download Festival in Donington Park, UK, our […]
Exclusive 490 ASK GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS A QUESTION! July 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Legendary interplanetary metal band Gwar are back August 18th with […]
Haterade 800 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 7) July 16th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Gentleman and lady, I give you Robots Go Beep!. I’m […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 CELEBRATE THE LIBERATING POWER OF THE INTARWEBS WITH KEN MODE! July 16th, 2009 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez As you all know, the interwebs have empowered indie and […]
New Stuff 70 MAX PAYNE, IS THAT YOU? July 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a neat little widget with the cover art and […]
The Webernets 130 TWEET OF THE DAY – FROM SEBASTIAN BACH July 16th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Baz tweets: meeting one of my favorite authors of all […]
Cinemetal 200 HOW SHARON OSBOURNE DISCOVERED OZZY’S NEW GUITARIST July 16th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg -AR [via Reign in Blonde]
Tour de Force 240 HAVE YOU HEARD THE BUZ ABOUT LAMB OF GOD? July 16th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m not really a regular comics reader anymore so I […]
Tour de Force 240 PLANET CARAVAN METAL FESTIVAL TO STORM THE SOUTHEAST July 16th, 2009 at 10:00am MetalSucks At the beginning of the year I wrote a piece […]
Show Reviews 560 DARKEST HOUR, DECREPIT BIRTH, WINDS OF PLAGUE TEAR SH*T UP AT DIRT FEST 13 July 15th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ahh, Michigan. We have lakes. Big fucking lakes. We used […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 210 COURTNEY LOVE BELIEVES AN AMERICAN EXPRESS BILL DETERMINES HER RIGHTS TO HOLE July 15th, 2009 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez When I first heard that Courtney Love was going to […]
\m/ 220 MOBY CALLS GWAR “THE BEST LIVE BAND EVER” July 15th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Annoying as he is, I’d love to talk metal with […]
Rampant Rumors 180 MAYBE HIS NAME SHOULD BE “ZAKK DENYLDE” July 15th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metal Injection tells me that Zakk Wylde has once again […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 90 BOY, I SURE AM GLAD I GOT TO SEE CLOUDS BEFORE THEY BROKE UP July 15th, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez The general consensus around the palatial MetalSucks Mansion is that […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 550 LOL AT LACUNA COIL’S ANDREA FERRO July 15th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein So Blabbermouth posted this live footage of Lacuna Coil performing […]
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