\m/ 30 DAATH’S EMIL WERSTLER WILL SCHOOL YOUR ASS IN GUITAR. NO, SERIOUSLY, HE WANTS TO SCHOOL YOU. April 13th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I am, without a doubt, the world’s shittiest guitar player. […]
Cinemetal 110 MALMSTEEN MONDAY – “ARPEGGIOS FROM HELL” April 13th, 2009 at 11:01am Vince Neilstein Watch this and try not to laugh, I dare you. […]
Admin 40 TIME TO HELP OUT YOUR METAL BROTHER April 13th, 2009 at 10:30am MetalSucks Cosmo Lee, who runs the blog Invisible Oranges and has […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 140 SATURDAY SONGS TO POKE SMOT TO: THREEFER OF EARLY CLUTCH April 11th, 2009 at 3:46pm Kip Wingerschmidt Me and my advanced reptilian brain (ahem, rather: ‘my advanced […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE ARGUED ABOUT ARGUING April 10th, 2009 at 6:11pm Vince Neilstein Baseball season officially got underway and New England Metal and […]
Cinemetal 300 HATEBREED CAN’T SHAKE THE “GHOSTS” OF SLAYER April 10th, 2009 at 4:23pm Axl Rosenberg I have never, and will never, understand the point of […]
Exclusive 60 EXCLUSIVE PREMIER: NOVEMBERS DOOM – “EMPATHY’S GREED” April 10th, 2009 at 2:57pm MetalSucks Novembers Doom have been around a long time, to be […]
Rampant Rumors 230 MEGADETH TOUR WILL SQUASH “POTENTIAL FEUD,” BUT WITH WHOM? April 10th, 2009 at 2:01pm Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth tells me that Dave Mustaine has released yet another […]
New Stuff 130 MINSK, THE SERPENT & THE SIREN, CLOUDKICKER April 10th, 2009 at 1:03pm Vince Neilstein These three bands have very little in common other than […]
Editorials 90 THE CHARIOT “EVOLVE” April 10th, 2009 at 12:02pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Norma […]
Cinemetal 90 ATHEIST: LESS CRAZY THAN A BUNCH OF RELIGIOUS NUTS April 10th, 2009 at 10:58am Vince Neilstein All this talk of the Faceless touring with Atheist (are […]
Cinemetal 40 HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY TO ALL OUR GOYIM BRETHREN April 10th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Okay, so The Black Crowes aren’t exactly metal, but, hey, […]
Cinemetal 70 Greg Mottola’s Adventureland Is the Most Metal Movie of 2009 so Far April 9th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Greg Mottola’s one of those filmmakers you know even if […]
Contests 160 SPEAKING OF PROTEST THE HERO… WE’RE GIVING AWAY TONS OF FREE TICKETS! April 9th, 2009 at 3:25pm MetalSucks Seeing as we’re sponsors of the awesome Protest the Hero […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 110 GOOD NEWS FOR SABBATH FANS April 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re just a few weeks away from the release of […]
Rampant Rumors 280 CALLING ALL VOCALISTS: BEST BAND EVER SEEKS REPLACEMENT April 9th, 2009 at 1:04pm Vince Neilstein No, not Tool. But Berlin, Germany’s The Ocean certainly give […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 280 IF YOU’RE STILL HOLDING OUT HOPE THAT THE NEW MARILYN MANSON ALBUM WILL ROCK… April 9th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg …don’t. We still haven’t heard the full album, The High […]
Cinemetal 310 ANOTHER DELIGHTFUL NEW PROTEST THE HERO VIDEO April 9th, 2009 at 11:02am Vince Neilstein God bless Vagrant records for continuing to shell out $ […]
New Stuff 130 DEPENDING ON YOUR MOOD… April 9th, 2009 at 10:16am Axl Rosenberg Two excellent – albeit very different – upcoming metal releases […]
\m/ 140 IF IT’S PASSOVER, IT MUST BE TIME FOR “CREEPING DEATH” April 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I are not in the MetalSucks Mansion right […]
