Editorials 60 GO AHEAD — YOU TRY NOT BEING SLIGHTLY HAPPY WHILST LISTENING TO THIS 1991 SONG BY FISHBONE February 9th, 2009 at 3:37pm Kip Wingerschmidt Methinx even Mortiis itself would likely crack a lil smile […]
Retrospective 130 LEST WE FORGET OUR FOREFATHERS February 9th, 2009 at 3:15pm Kip Wingerschmidt No, silly — I’m not talking about a seminal musician […]
New Stuff 80 [EPIC!] BRAZILIAN POWER METAL BAND OF THE DAY: HIBRIA February 9th, 2009 at 2:45pm Vince Neilstein “There’s enough Brazilian power metal bands to go around for […]
...And F*ck You Too 20 RANDOM BITS OF NON-NEWS February 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg FORMER MEMBER OF GN’R NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DELIVERS […]
Exclusive 20 NEURAXIS TOUR BLOG #2: VOCALIST ALEXANDRE LEBLANC ON THE TRAVAILS OF BORDER CROSSING, CLEVELAND, AND DRINKING TOO MANY MUDSLIDES February 9th, 2009 at 12:19pm MetalSucks We loved Neuraxis’ 2008 release, The Thin Line Between, so […]
Reviews 140 OBSCURA’S COSMOGENESIS: DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND, ÜBER TECHNICAL February 9th, 2009 at 11:09am Satan Rosenbloom The best thing about getting advance copies of CDs for […]
\m/ 60 AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]
Cinemetal 150 THE CULT OF DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN February 9th, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein Of the MetalSucks Mansion inhabitants only Gary Suarez was (reportedly) […]
Sunday Spotlight 60 SUNDAY ALBUM TO CHOMP SHROOMS TO: THE FLOWER TRAVELLIN’ BAND – SATORI February 8th, 2009 at 5:35pm Kip Wingerschmidt We here at MetalBlows take our retro obscure seriously. Not […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT NAKED AND DRANK COW’S BLOOD February 6th, 2009 at 6:48pm Vince Neilstein I’m ’bout to go party at a triple-birthday event then […]
Cinemetal 200 DO YOURSELF A FAVOR: BUY A MERCENARY ALBUM February 6th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Mercenary’s new video, for the song “The Endless Fall,” […]
Show Reviews 60 CRADLE OF FILTH, SATYRICON AND SEPTICFLESH DISTURB MY PEACEFUL WEST-COAST CITY February 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks As a man, I’m painfully aware that at any metal […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 NEWSFLASH: HIPSTER NOISEFEST LINEUP DOESN’T SUCK February 6th, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez Typically, I’m not very interested in or even impressed by […]
The Hard R 290 THE HARD R: DALLAS BREAKS THE SILENCE, RESPONDS TO THE “BLABBERBITCHES” February 6th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks I bet a lot of you are wondering why I […]
What the...?? 210 AXL ROSE BLAMES HIS RECORD LABEL FOR CHINESE DEMOCRACY‘S POOR SALES February 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today is Axl Rose’s 46th birthday (!), and he decided […]
Cinemetal 90 ANTHRAX LOOK COLD February 6th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I were this close to going to see […]
New Stuff 580 ZAKK WYLDE FORFEITS THE ABILITY TO EVER TALK SH*T ABOUT ANOTHER MUSICIAN, EVER February 6th, 2009 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg I had the displeasure of seeing Dope live once (don’t […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 30 I WANNA LAY RICHIE SAMBORA DOWN ON A BED OF ROSES February 6th, 2009 at 10:50am Vince Neilstein When this video came out I thought it was the […]
Cinemetal 110 FRED DURST’S DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WILL FINALLY SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY February 6th, 2009 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg Fred Durst’s first foray into the world of feature film […]
Contests 1630 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN AWESOME GOD FORBID EARTHSBLOOD PRIZE PACKAGE! February 5th, 2009 at 5:46pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to groverXIII, the winner of last week’s funny photo […]
