Reviews 100 ANOTHER BAND WITH AN UNFORTUNATE NAME January 7th, 2009 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg Pave the Way, what the press notes tell me is […]
Reviews 290 GEE, I WISH THEY’D AT LEAST GIVE DYING A SHOT January 7th, 2009 at 9:47am Axl Rosenberg THERE’S AN NSFW IMAGE AFTER THE JUMP. YOU’RE WARNED. Too […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF DREAM THEATER’S FIVE DISC CHAOS IN MOTION DVD/CD COLLECTION! January 6th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to MetalSucks Maniacs Michael Greenberg and Andrew Neil, who […]
\m/ 220 ROADRUNNER ARTISTS + STAFFERS NAME THEIR FAVORITE ALBUMS OF ’08 (AND WE SOMEHOW MADE THE LIST) January 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even before we were an “industry type” (I think we […]
Tour de Force 90 ALL SHALL PERISH SLAYING HEADS AND HANDS (LITERALLY) LIVE January 6th, 2009 at 2:58pm Vince Neilstein All Shall Perish just released a montage of various live […]
Cinemetal 200 “WHY DOES EVERYONE WHO WRITES ARTICLES AT METAL AT METALSUCKS HAVE THEIR TONGUES SOOO DAM FAR UP GOD FORBID’S ASSHOLE?” January 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s what a reader calling him or herself “bondedbybud” asked […]
The Webernets 110 ACE FREHLEY’S WEBSITE: HOPELESSLY STUCK IN 1996 January 6th, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Have you guys seen Ace Frehley’s website? Shit is fo’ […]
Cinemetal 100 R.I.P. RON ASHETON January 6th, 2009 at 11:37am Axl Rosenberg Ron Asheton, founding guitarist of The Stooges, has been found […]
Cinemetal 300 BILL O’REILLY HATES DRAGONFORCE January 6th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I know there’s a contingent of the metal community out […]
Rampant Rumors 70 APPARENTLY NINE INCH NAILS ARE COUNTING DOWN, TOO January 6th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein From the front page of NIN.com, posted yesterday by Trent […]
What the...?? 210 WHAT ARE MASTODON COUNTING DOWN TO? January 5th, 2009 at 5:33pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Wayne Graham just tipped us off to the […]
Contests 150 SHOW US YOUR MOST METAL FACE, WIN A SIGNATURE MODEL BLOODBATH GUITAR! January 5th, 2009 at 4:40pm MetalSucks 2008 was a huge year for Sweden’s legendary Bloodbath, with […]
Cinemetal 100 SPEAKING OF THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN… January 5th, 2009 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein … here’s a fan-filmed live video with surprisingly decent sound […]
\m/ 30 FAT & UGLY WHITE-TRASH METALHEADS: WE SALUTE YOU. January 5th, 2009 at 2:13pm Vince Neilstein Well, Metal Inquisition does anyway, doing the Internet dirty work […]
Editorials 140 NEW DILLINGER DRUMMER? NO WORRIES! January 5th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well… happy friggin’ new year, everyone. We gots some catchin’ […]
300 TAKE A LEAK: NEW MASTODON SONG (!) January 5th, 2009 at 12:29pm Kip Wingerschmidt Needless to say, we are all very psyched to ingest […] http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/5/27/1932145/Mastodon%20-%20Divinations.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Editorials 80 WE ARE CUM DUMPSTERS. PSYCROPTIC = THE SLEEPER PICK OF ’08 January 5th, 2009 at 11:34am Vince Neilstein Tasmanian metallers Psycroptic’s Ob(Servant) didn’t make any MetalSucks writers’ year-end […]
Cinemetal 30 HAPPY NEW YEAR. HERE’S A VIDEO OF A BUNCH OF HOCKEY PLAYERS BEATING THE SH*T OUT OF EACH OTHER January 5th, 2009 at 10:07am Vince Neilstein Set to At the Gates, natch. -VN
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 110 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: TWO BY TORCHE January 3rd, 2009 at 2:43pm Kip Wingerschmidt Torche’s a.d.d.-ish Meanderthal did not make any of our top […]
Editorials 90 NORWEGIAN NEW YEAR’S DAY January 1st, 2009 at 10:31am Kip Wingerschmidt I predict that 2009 will be at least 4/7ths as […]
