...And F*ck You Too 450 DON’T SHED A TEAR FOR WOLFMOTHER August 5th, 2008 at 2:21pm Axl Rosenberg So rumor has it that Wolfmother are done. Which is […]
Editorials 1590 THE “BANDS YOU LOVE BUT EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO HATE” THREAD August 5th, 2008 at 1:49pm Vince Neilstein Judging by the massive success of last week’s “Bands Everyone […]
Music Dorkery 290 MUSIC DORK ALERT: AFTER THE BURIAL EXPLAIN THE MATH BEHIND THE INSANE RHYTHMS OF “PI” August 5th, 2008 at 12:07pm Vince Neilstein If you aren’t a complete musician dork, stop reading right […]
Interviews 110 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE OCEAN MASTERMIND ROBIN STAPS August 5th, 2008 at 11:11am MetalSucks Back at the end of May, Vince and Kip stormed […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN SEPULTURA’S AGAINST & NATION August 4th, 2008 at 4:50pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Zac Clarkson correctly identified last week’s logo as […]
Reunion Mania 70 SCOTT WEILAND: STILL A DRUNKEN MESS August 4th, 2008 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein When Axl and I went to see the reunited Stone […]
Contests 830 OH-PUN FLAME BBQ CONTEST: WIN AN AWESOME METAL PRIZE PACK! August 4th, 2008 at 3:03pm MetalSucks Are you down with the BBQ nation? MetalSucks, Nonelouder and […]
Reviews 180 NORMA JEAN’S THE ANTI-MOTHER IS A SNORE DE FORCE August 4th, 2008 at 2:52pm Axl Rosenberg Ever had really good foreplay followed by really mediocre sex? […]
Editorials 170 RECKLESS SPECULATION OF THE DAY: WHAT IF PERRY FARRELL IS THE NEW SINGER FOR VELVET REVOLVER? August 4th, 2008 at 12:46pm Axl Rosenberg I just wanna be clear, right off the bat, that […]
Editorials 80 YET ANOTHER REASON I WISH WE WENT TO WACKEN August 4th, 2008 at 12:22pm Vince Neilstein Aside from having pretty much the best lineup of any […]
Reviews 360 STRAIGHT LINE STITCH’S WHEN SKIES WASH ASHORE IS THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION August 4th, 2008 at 12:17pm MetalSucks I knew that day would come. There I was having […]
Cinemetal 90 COCK AND BALL TORTURE August 4th, 2008 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein -VN [Thanks: Andrew Watt]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WEE WHENT 2 BRAVEWORDS.COM 2 C HOW A A REAL SITE IS DONE August 1st, 2008 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Do you think that somewhere there’s a couple that has […]
Show Reviews 40 RETRO TO THE FUTURE: EARLY MAN/VALIENT THORR LIVE AT THE BOWERY BALLROOM, NYC, 7/25/08 August 1st, 2008 at 1:38pm Kip Wingerschmidt The ongoing revival of revivalist musical genres is often twofold […]
Cinemetal 120 DANZIG SPOOF VIDEO OF THE DAY August 1st, 2008 at 12:43pm Vince Neilstein Because Danzig is funny. -VN
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
Cinemetal 130 THE C.C. IS FOR “COOL CHRIST” August 1st, 2008 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly get anymore annoying, […]
New Stuff 90 NEW GENERIC METALCORE FROM HASTE THE DAY August 1st, 2008 at 9:34am Vince Neilstein I’m not really a fan of Haste the Day, Christian […]
Contests 1670 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED CD AND T-SHIRT FROM THE HUMAN ABSTRACT! July 31st, 2008 at 5:57pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (pictured, right) inspired several […]
Editorials 3040 THE “BANDS EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE BUT YOU” THREAD July 31st, 2008 at 4:36pm Vince Neilstein I got this idea from our friends over at BITPOM.com […]
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