Editorials 20 THE NIRVANA NEVERMIND BABY GROWS UP July 10th, 2007 at 11:33am Vince Neilstein What would it feel like to have your dingle captured […]
Editorials 130 SURPRISE, SURPRISE: THE NEW METALLICA SONG SUCKS July 10th, 2007 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg Metallica really, really, REALLY want you to like their new […]
Editorials 70 HEY! WE’RE NOT THE ONLY ONES CALLING DAVE MUSTAINE OUT July 10th, 2007 at 10:53am Axl Rosenberg The UN Dispatch has actually dissected and counter-argued the lyrics […]
Editorials 0 DREDG ISSUE MUCH NEEDED UPDATE July 10th, 2007 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Weirdo NoCal hard-space-rockers Dredg have issued an update via their […]
Editorials 1 SLASH. GUITAR HERO III. DROOL. July 9th, 2007 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Some good news at the end of a long, shitty […]
Editorials 2370 THE COVER ART FOR EVERY AS I LAY DYING ALBUM LOOKS THE SAME July 9th, 2007 at 2:59pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, fellas: time to come up with some new ideas. […]
Album of the Day 1 THE ALBUM OF THE DAY IS… THE SORROW, BLESSINGS FROM A BLACKENED SKY July 9th, 2007 at 2:46pm Axl Rosenberg TO: Matt Heafy FROM: Metal Sucks RE: The Sorrow vs. […]
Editorials 100 WAYNE STATIC SEEMS TO KNOW THAT STATIC-X SUCKS July 9th, 2007 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein In the recent “Warped 2007” issue of Metal Edge magazine […]
Cinemetal 6380 VIDEO OF THE DAY: PRESSURE 4-5, “BEAT THE WORLD” July 9th, 2007 at 12:12pm Vince Neilstein It hasn’t even been 6 years since this video came […]
Poll 5460 POLL: WILL THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD RECORD BE ANY GOOD? July 9th, 2007 at 11:18am Vince Neilstein MTV.com reports that Avenged Sevenfold have set an October release […]
Contests 0 VENT YOUR FRUSTRATION WITH METALSUCKS AND YFLY.COM July 9th, 2007 at 10:04am MetalSucks Innovative social entertainment site YFly.com has partnered with MetalSucks to […]
Editorials 0 MISC. GN’R NEWS July 9th, 2007 at 9:34am Axl Rosenberg It was another wild and crazy weekend in the world […]
Editorials 0 NEW EVERY TIME I DIE COVER ART July 9th, 2007 at 9:11am Axl Rosenberg I gotta say, you wouldn’t necessarily guess that Every Time […]
Editorials 20 THE 101 RULES OF HARDCORE July 9th, 2007 at 9:03am Axl Rosenberg 1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 80 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK July 6th, 2007 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Man, you guys are getting good at this. Last week’s […]
Board to Death 30 BOARD TO DEATH: Dimmu Borgir July 6th, 2007 at 11:42am Axl Rosenberg It’s time for another great edition of “Board to Death,” […]
Cinemetal 0 VIDEO OF THE DAY: IRON MAIDEN, “NUMBER OF THE BEAST” July 6th, 2007 at 10:09am Axl Rosenberg Is it a cliché that this is my favorite Maiden […]
Editorials 0 EDDIE VAN HALEN CUT HIS HAIR SHORT AGAIN July 5th, 2007 at 3:33pm Axl Rosenberg The last time he did this, we got Balance. This […]
Editorials 0 HERE’S THE ARTWORK FOR THE NEW HIMSA ALBUM July 5th, 2007 at 1:23pm Axl Rosenberg Should make a great tattoo. -AR
Editorials 30 THE 101 RULES OF PROG METAL July 5th, 2007 at 11:25am Axl Rosenberg 1. Insist that your definition of prog metal is sacred […]
0 - Sean Z.’s Twelve Inch Face Pubes Win the MetalSucks Best Beard in the History of Metal Bracket!!!
0 - Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]
