Metal Merch 0 Saxon Make Scented Candles Now November 13th, 2019 at 10:16am Axl Rosenberg They smell like leather, natch.
Metal Legacies 0 Axl Rose Cut His Hair September 23rd, 2019 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg The end of an era, sort of.
Cinemetal 0 Watch: Corey Taylor Performs Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” May 2nd, 2019 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Corey Taylor & Friends performed a set of cover songs in his home state of Iowa.
Greatest Hits 0 Metal Musicians Reacts to Maroon 5’s Lame Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show February 4th, 2019 at 10:48am MetalSucks Members of Anthrax, Five Finger Death Punch, Trivium, Asking Alexandria and more share their thoughts on Maroon 5’s performance.
Metal Legacies 0 Metal and Rock Celebrities React to the Death of Malcolm Young November 18th, 2017 at 11:26am MetalSucks Includes members of Megadeth, Rage Against the Machine, Asking Alexandria, and more.
Megadick 0 There is a Dress Code for the Members of Megadeth October 17th, 2017 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg Because nothing says “metal” like being told what you can and cannot wear.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Kids Dressed as Metal Celebrities: Friggin’ Adorable September 7th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Awwwwwwwww!!!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 50 & 51: Danny Worsnop vs. Chris Fronzak, Frank Palmeri vs. Wes Scantlin September 11th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Putzle of Mudd, Putzilla, Putzure, and Putzing Alexandria.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 40 & 41: Chris Holmes vs. Danny Worsnop, Blake Judd vs. Wes Scantlin September 2nd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Putz your hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 13 – 16: Clown Vs. Jeffrey Hatrix, Giorgos Germenis Vs. Bronson Ellery, Axel Rudi Pell Vs. David DeFeis, Lucas Mann Vs. Jon Leon August 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The beginning of this bracket continues to offer nuthin’ but […]
Metal Merch 0 Former Judas Priest Guitarist K.K. Downing Goes From Performer to Perfumer December 11th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Smells like elderly spirit.
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: Dark Match September 23rd, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Jar’d Loose frontman Eddie Gobbo kicks off his new wrestling column by answering some potential questions you might have.
Cinemetal 0 Al Jourgensen Retired Ministry So He Could Become a Weatherman June 24th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Forecast says I’m kidding. Mostly.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mötley Crüe Coüntry Tribute Will Feature Staind’s Aaron Lewis, LeAnn Rimes, Hootie, and More May 14th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, don’t pretend you don’t know who I mean when I say “Hootie.”
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Embarrassing Attempts by a Formerly Cool Metal Band to be Hip Again May 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some bands age gracefully. Others… not so much.
Metal in the Media 0 Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil Might Be on The Celebrity Apprentice October 24th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “You’re fired!” is what he said to his dignity.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.