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Bret Michaels
Worst Week Ever 0
Bret Michaels Needs His Ears Checked, Vince Neil Still Can’t Sing and More Top Stories of the Week
May 27th, 2023 at 12:34pm Em Shadows

Other stories include the Marduk incident, Rob Zombie’s new album and a third Mötley Crüe story.


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Bret Michaels Must Have Missed Mötley Crüe’s Sets If He Thinks Everyone on Last Year’s Stadium Tour ‘Was Great’
May 25th, 2023 at 3:04pm Hesher Keenan

Nice guy Bret.


New Stuff 0
Poison Singer Bret Michaels Reminisces on What Things Were Like “Back in the Day”
January 18th, 2023 at 11:43am Em Shadows

Sure sounds like a Bret Michaels solo song.


F-F-F-Feudin' 0
Bret Michaels’ Guitarist Pete Evick: “Phil [Anselmo] is a Douchebag”
December 16th, 2022 at 2:16pm Hesher Keenan

Evick doesn’t hold back.


This Sucks 0
Poison’s Bret Michaels Hospitalized, Band Cancel Tonight’s Set In Nashville
June 30th, 2022 at 9:14pm Emperor Rhombus

C.C. DeVille told the crowd it was “because of an allergic reaction to medication.”


Satanic Science 0
Watch: Poison’s Bret Michaels Teaches You His Signature Bandana Headband Fold
May 22nd, 2022 at 9:17am Emperor Rhombus

Okay, we are genuinely interested.


This Sucks 0
Saddest Story Ever: Catfish Victim Believes She Is Engaged to Bret Michaels and Is BFFs With Nikki Sixx
January 27th, 2021 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg

The woman is the subject of today’s episode of Dr. Phil.


Cinemetal 0
Video: Poison’s Bret Michaels Shoots a Buncha Sh*t
July 14th, 2020 at 10:28am Axl Rosenberg

This gives new meaning to the song “I Want Action.”


Coronavirus 0
Poison’s Bret Michaels: “We Don’t Know” if Mötley Crüe Tour Will Happen
May 17th, 2020 at 9:27am Vince Neilstein

The frontman continues to toe the party line with regards to the upcoming summer’s Stadium Tour.


Metal in the Media 0
Bret Michaels Is a Giant Banana
April 23rd, 2020 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg

On The Masked Singer, at least.


Symphonies of Sickness 0
Poison’s Bret Michaels Has Skin Cancer
January 17th, 2020 at 12:22pm MetalSucks

He has also torn his right shoulder rotator cuff.


Cinemetal 0
Video: Bret Michaels and NSYNC Members Perform Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time”
December 17th, 2019 at 11:49am Vince Neilstein

The Poison frontman and two NSYNC members performed live together in Florida.


Metal Merch 0
Bret Michaels Makes Candles Now
July 13th, 2018 at 1:36pm Axl Rosenberg

Mmmm, smells like gonorrhea.


Metal in the Media 0
Watch: Poison’s Bret Michaels Makes a Cameo in Sharknado 5
August 7th, 2017 at 11:27am Vince Neilstein

Spoiler alert: he dies.


The Webernets 0
Poison’s Bret Michaels Has His Own Set of Emoji Now
December 19th, 2016 at 10:23am Vince Neilstein

Fifty-five year old Midwestern women, rejoice!


Hair Metal Happy Hour 0
Who are Bret Michaels’ Top Five Hair Metal Bands of All Time?
November 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Spoiler alert: Poison are one of them.


Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0
Rounds 48 & 49: Varg Vikernes vs. Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels vs. Ivan Moody
September 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

Featuring members of Fiver Finger Death Putz, Putzum, Putzin, and For Toputz.


Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0
Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell
September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

‘Cause being a putz is the pits.


Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0
Rounds 9 – 12: Glenn Danzig Vs. Rob Zombie, Phil Fasciana Vs. Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels Vs. C.C. DeVille, Ronnie Radke Vs. Da Kurlzz
August 12th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

The results from yesterday’s matches are in, and, again, for the […]


Cinemetal 0
Bret Michaels Is A Working-Class Hero, Your New Dad
May 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus

This Mother’s Day, let mom dance on a bar and get smashed by a glam metal singer.


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