Worst Week Ever 0 Bret Michaels Needs His Ears Checked, Vince Neil Still Can’t Sing and More Top Stories of the Week May 27th, 2023 at 12:34pm Em Shadows Other stories include the Marduk incident, Rob Zombie’s new album and a third Mötley Crüe story.
News 0 Bret Michaels Must Have Missed Mötley Crüe’s Sets If He Thinks Everyone on Last Year’s Stadium Tour ‘Was Great’ May 25th, 2023 at 3:04pm Hesher Keenan Nice guy Bret.
New Stuff 0 Poison Singer Bret Michaels Reminisces on What Things Were Like “Back in the Day” January 18th, 2023 at 11:43am Em Shadows Sure sounds like a Bret Michaels solo song.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Bret Michaels’ Guitarist Pete Evick: “Phil [Anselmo] is a Douchebag” December 16th, 2022 at 2:16pm Hesher Keenan Evick doesn’t hold back.
This Sucks 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Hospitalized, Band Cancel Tonight’s Set In Nashville June 30th, 2022 at 9:14pm Emperor Rhombus C.C. DeVille told the crowd it was “because of an allergic reaction to medication.”
Satanic Science 0 Watch: Poison’s Bret Michaels Teaches You His Signature Bandana Headband Fold May 22nd, 2022 at 9:17am Emperor Rhombus Okay, we are genuinely interested.
This Sucks 0 Saddest Story Ever: Catfish Victim Believes She Is Engaged to Bret Michaels and Is BFFs With Nikki Sixx January 27th, 2021 at 9:56am Axl Rosenberg The woman is the subject of today’s episode of Dr. Phil.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Poison’s Bret Michaels Shoots a Buncha Sh*t July 14th, 2020 at 10:28am Axl Rosenberg This gives new meaning to the song “I Want Action.”
Coronavirus 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels: “We Don’t Know” if Mötley Crüe Tour Will Happen May 17th, 2020 at 9:27am Vince Neilstein The frontman continues to toe the party line with regards to the upcoming summer’s Stadium Tour.
Metal in the Media 0 Bret Michaels Is a Giant Banana April 23rd, 2020 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg On The Masked Singer, at least.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Has Skin Cancer January 17th, 2020 at 12:22pm MetalSucks He has also torn his right shoulder rotator cuff.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Bret Michaels and NSYNC Members Perform Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” December 17th, 2019 at 11:49am Vince Neilstein The Poison frontman and two NSYNC members performed live together in Florida.
Metal Merch 0 Bret Michaels Makes Candles Now July 13th, 2018 at 1:36pm Axl Rosenberg Mmmm, smells like gonorrhea.
Metal in the Media 0 Watch: Poison’s Bret Michaels Makes a Cameo in Sharknado 5 August 7th, 2017 at 11:27am Vince Neilstein Spoiler alert: he dies.
The Webernets 0 Poison’s Bret Michaels Has His Own Set of Emoji Now December 19th, 2016 at 10:23am Vince Neilstein Fifty-five year old Midwestern women, rejoice!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Who are Bret Michaels’ Top Five Hair Metal Bands of All Time? November 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: Poison are one of them.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 48 & 49: Varg Vikernes vs. Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels vs. Ivan Moody September 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Featuring members of Fiver Finger Death Putz, Putzum, Putzin, and For Toputz.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 38 & 39: Mattie Montgomery vs. Giorgos Germenis, Bret Michaels vs. Axel Rudi Pell September 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks ‘Cause being a putz is the pits.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 9 – 12: Glenn Danzig Vs. Rob Zombie, Phil Fasciana Vs. Mattie Montgomery, Bret Michaels Vs. C.C. DeVille, Ronnie Radke Vs. Da Kurlzz August 12th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The results from yesterday’s matches are in, and, again, for the […]
Cinemetal 0 Bret Michaels Is A Working-Class Hero, Your New Dad May 4th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus This Mother’s Day, let mom dance on a bar and get smashed by a glam metal singer.