Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1) February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.
Events 0 This Year’s Gathering of the Juggalos to Include a Bunch of Terrible Metal Bands July 5th, 2017 at 2:29pm Axl Rosenberg Including Miss May I, P.O.D., Mushroomhead, Dope, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Metal Poems January 19th, 2017 at 3:31pm Emperor Rhombus Shall I compare thee to a warm summer’s beer?
Editorials 0 Editorial: Regarding Euronymous’ Claim that “Almost ALL Norwegian Bands are More or Less Nazis” January 5th, 2017 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg Can we really lump in Darkthrone and Enslaved with Burzum and Emperor?
Into the Boards 0 Into the Boards: Columbus Turnaround? Wild Underdogs? November 17th, 2016 at 11:08am Vincent Romanelli Moon Tooth’s bassist recaps the past week’s NHL action. Plus: an interview with Fit For an Autopsy’s Tim Howley.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 29, 2016 April 29th, 2016 at 12:30pm David Lee Rothmund Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases, like oh say, Schammasch, Fallujah, Sixx A.M., Tremonti, Rob Zombie, Purson, Wrong, and like 55 more.
\m/ 0 The Last Metal Critic Pt. 3 March 11th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus “We can’t eat any of him?”
The Webernets 0 The Hell Wrote a Letter to Santa, Also Wrote the Best Metal Song of 2014 December 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein EVERYBODY DIES, including Spineshank and metalcore.
Interviews 0 Exclusive Interview: Machine Head’s Robb Flynn Talks Bloodstones & Diamonds November 6th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks We discuss his writing process, new MH bassist Jared MacEachern, the state of the music industry, and much, much more.
Tour de Force 0 Here are the Dates for Whitechapel’s Fall 2014 Headline Tour August 18th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The support acts kinda suck, though.
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s Ride the Lightning, The 30th Anniversary: “Fight Fire with Fire” July 30th, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks With the threat of nuclear war hanging over us daily, “Fight Fire with Fire” is as relevant as ever.
Reviews 0 Phantom: Betraying The Martyrs Need To Give Up The Ghost Already July 15th, 2014 at 10:00am Dave Mustein An album that affords no pleasure and deserves no concessions.
New Stuff 0 Origin Got You An Omnipresent July 3rd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Stream the tech death titans’ new album in full!!!
Br00tal-lists 0 Anso DF’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 4:00pm Anso DF Grim as hell. Soft as snowflakes. Sighs or screaming. 2013: A season in extremes.
Br00tal-lists 0 So it’s Come to This: Emperor Rhombus’ Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2013 December 3rd, 2013 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Offering you a better way.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Exclusive Interview: Bazillion Points Founder Ian Christe on the Publishers’ Fifth Anniversary August 14th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg We discuss Metallica, Manowar, the book business, Quark, and more with one of metal’s wisest scholars.
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 0 #6: GENE HOGLAN (EVERY BAND DAVE WITTE OR KEVIN TALLEY ISN’T IN) March 23rd, 2012 at 4:30pm Anso DF MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine The Top 25 […]
\m/ 0 EXCLUSIVE KING’S X DOWNLOAD TO BENEFIT JERRY GASKILL March 13th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein King’s X drummer Jerry Gaskill suffered a heart attack a […]
Reviews 1120 COREY MITCHELL’S JANUARY ’12 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST February 16th, 2012 at 1:00pm Corey Mitchell Holy crap, is 2012 off to a great start or […]
Br00tal-lists 200 ANSO DF’S TOP FIFTEEN BONER JAMZ OF 2011 METAL December 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Maybe you’ve had this experience: A recent acquaintance hears that […]