Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 THE AUTOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION September 3rd, 2008 at 4:10pm Gary Suarez Two Saturdays ago, I, along with less than 100 onlookers, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 100 GOOD NEWS OUTWEIGHS THE BAD IN EXTREME’S RETURN, SAUDADES DE ROCK August 18th, 2008 at 9:32am MetalSucks Extreme’s first record in thirteen years, Saudades de Rock, is […]
Editorials 1,2120 MAYNARD PROVES WHY SIDE PROJECTS ARE A GOOD THING August 7th, 2008 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site regularly knows that we perpetually […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Apparently the palatial MetalSucks Mansion kitchen needed new granite, so […]
Editorials 30 ROCKLAHOMA STARTS TOMORROW; MIDDLE AMERICA REJOICES July 8th, 2008 at 3:28pm Vince Neilstein Rocklahoma, the three FIVE day hair metal festival in Pryor, […]
What the...?? 80 CHRIS DEGARMO LOOKS LIKE JAMIE LEE CURTIS June 25th, 2008 at 2:36pm Vince Neilstein Does a certain long-legged (and possibly male) movie vixen look […]
...And F*ck You Too 8790 The Top 39 Annoying Things That (Local) Bands Do June 17th, 2008 at 3:52pm Vince Neilstein I’m sure a good portion of our readership are in […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 JOSH HOMME CALLS AUDIENCE MEMBER “CHICKEN-SH*T F*CKIN’ FAGGOT” AND “DICKLESS TURD,” THROWS BOTTLE June 17th, 2008 at 12:26pm Vince Neilstein Apparently Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme launched […]
Reviews 50 TORCHE’S MEANDERTHAL: A FUTURE CULT CLASSIC May 13th, 2008 at 11:01am Vince Neilstein Torche’s Meanderthal is a fine, fine album — thunderous, downtuned, […]
What the...?? 420 TED NUGENT CONTINUES BEING A BIGOTED ASSHOLE April 29th, 2008 at 2:02pm Vince Neilstein Ted Nugent once again proved he is a completely deranged, […]
Editorials 130 NOW VINCE IS REALLY GONNA WANNA GO TO ROCKLAHOMA April 25th, 2008 at 11:10am Axl Rosenberg Queensryche have announced that they’ll play their album Operation: Mindcrime […]
Editorials 7400 WELCOME TO THE MACHINE April 11th, 2008 at 3:16pm Vince Neilstein For some reason metal bands have particularly taken to covering […] http://invisibleoranges.com/audio/WELCOMETOTHEMACHINE_PINKFLOYD.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | Download | EmbedSubscribe: Spotify | RSS | Subscribe to The MetalSucks Podcast!
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 SUNDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: KEVORKIAN – “CONFIDENCE GAME” March 9th, 2008 at 3:14pm Kip Wingerschmidt Ooops — stayed in bed all day yesterday with a […]
Editorials 50 27 SHOWS THAT WILL ROCK NYC IN 2008 January 7th, 2008 at 11:40am Vince Neilstein While we can’t say we endorse all of these, here’s […]
Editorials 60 WHO WILL BE THE NEW LEAD GUITARIST FOR ANTHRAX? December 10th, 2007 at 12:55pm Axl Rosenberg Assuming, for a moment, that Anthrax really have hired Dan […]
Editorials 210 HERE ARE THE METAL-RELATED NOMINEES FOR SOME AWARD NO ONE IN HIS OR HER RIGHT MIND SHOULD GIVE A FLYING F*CK ABOUT December 7th, 2007 at 3:19pm Axl Rosenberg More succinctly, the MetalSucks-relevant Grammy nominees are… Best Metal Performance: […]
Black Collar Workers 1,1430 QOTSA’S JOSH HOMME RAILS ON HIS RECORD LABEL: “INTERSCOPE SUCKS MY DICK” December 4th, 2007 at 1:55pm Vince Neilstein Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme, never one […]
Editorials 1 COMPLETE TRACK LISTING FOR ROCK BAND VIDEO GAME REVEALED! November 5th, 2007 at 2:37pm Vince Neilstein You guys are gonna be happy with this — the […]
Editorials 50 SONG LIST FOR ROCK BAND VIDEO GAME IS HEADBANGER FRIENDLY October 30th, 2007 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein The song list to the upcoming video game Rock Band […]
Editorials 220 ANYONE WHO SAYS THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALBUM IS GAY IS GAY October 24th, 2007 at 10:08am Axl Rosenberg Dude. Come on. Anyone who says the new Avenged Sevenfold […]