Exclusive 50 EXCLUSIVE TRACK PREMIERE: TRAPPED UNDER ICE’S “OUTCAST” October 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Gary Suarez Over the long weekend, I seized on the opportunity to […]
Necessary Roughness 150 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RETURN OF THE RAIDERS, AND OTHER WEEK 5 ACTION October 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The NFL lost one of its all-time greats last week […]
Countdown to The Metal Suckfest 0 COUNTDOWN TO THE METAL SUCKFEST: ULTRAGEIST’S JUSTIN WAALAND October 7th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The Inaugural Metal Suckfest is almost here!!!! Twenty bands will DESTROY […]
Barbarous Book Club 100 IRON MAIDEN GET ON BOARD FLIGHT 666 October 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Iron Maiden are starting to rival KISS in the merch […]
Ask Oderus 120 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS MAN-HANDLES ANOTHER ROUND OF YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS! September 21st, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Ye ask, and ye shall receive; you asked Gwar’s Oderus […]
Greatest Hits 3520 RIGHT NOW: MetalSucks & Metal Injection Live Snark The Big Four!!! September 14th, 2011 at 3:47pm MetalSucks We have successfully arrived at Yankee Stadium and are sitting […]
Editorials 480 CH-CH-CH-CHANGES: WHY BANDS YOU LIKE START SUCKING (PART 2 OF 6: YOU THINK YOU’RE PIMPSAUCE / JEFF FOXWORTHY) September 9th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks There comes a time in the life of any moderately […]
Metal Merch 310 YOUR LATEST CHANCE TO WASTE MONEY August 26th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Slayer now sell condoms in their webstore — “For when […]
MishaSucks.net/Gear_Geek 2690 MISHASUCKS.NET/GEAR_GEEK: THE ART OF [NOT] BURNING BRIDGES August 24th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks This article is mainly for all of you who are […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “THE PERFECT CRIME” !!!! August 22nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Interviews 390 TRAPPED UNDER ICE’S JUSTICE TRIPP: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Without question, Trapped Under Ice is one of the biggest […]
Black Collar Workers 340 LAZARUS A.D.’S JEFF PAULICK SUPPORTS SPOTIFY August 12th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein (photo from old_skool_metal_head’s Flickr) Axl and I went to Summer […]
Reviews 950 COREY’S JULY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST August 10th, 2011 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Interviews 110 AUTOPSY’S CHRIS REIFERT: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 8th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks photo by Maciej Mutwil Chris Reifert is a man who […]
Reviews 60 PAIN IS A WARNING: PERHAPS, ONCE AND FOR ALL, TODAY IS THE DAY FOR TODAY IS THE DAY August 5th, 2011 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Even in Today is the Day’s hard-to-classify catalog (Deeply disturbed […]
Cinemetal 20 AFTER THE BURIAL BLITZ August 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a good day to be an After the Burial […]
Tour de Force 540 METALLICA ARE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING KINDA COOL FOR THEIR THIRTIETH ANNIVERSARY July 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s rare that I feel like I can get behind […]
Green Eggs and Slam 470 HOW TO PARTY, RINGWORM STYLE July 12th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D As anyone else over 30 knows, there was once a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 ANDREAS-THRAX SOUNDS GOOD July 7th, 2011 at 10:40am Anso DF Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian went to northeast France for […]
Landphil Marathon 540 LANDPHIL MARATHON: REGARDING THE CM PUNK “SHOOT” June 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello, wrestling fans! Sometimes in the world of wrestling things […]
