Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A LIMITED EDITION VINYL COPY OF SICK OF IT ALL’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY! June 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Horns up for readers Alexis Taylor, Kyle Palmer, Eric Josi, […]
Reviews 870 COREY’S MAY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST June 22nd, 2011 at 2:30pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 SLIPKNOT MAKE LIVE DEBUT WITH NEW BASSIST (SORT OF) June 20th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot performed as part of this past weekend’s Athens edition […]
Everyone's Replaceable 690 MUTINY WITHIN LOSE VOCALIST, KEYBOARDIST? June 20th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Chris Clancy: Kissing us no longer. Okay so here’s a […]
This Sucks 210 R.I.P. MARIO COMESANAS June 14th, 2011 at 10:30am MetalSucks More terrible news this week. The following message was posted […]
Cinemetal 370 JENNIFER’S BODY: ANOTHER UNDERRATED CINEMETALLIC MASTERPIECE? June 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Jennifer’s Body was screwed before a single image flickered in […]
Neilstein Soundscam 220 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: CAN’T FIGHT THE SEETHER May 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Seether are still around? Apparently they are, and apparently they […]
What the...?? 290 VINNIE VINCENT BEATS WIFE, KEEPS DEAD DOGS May 24th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Anyone who knows anything knows that Vinnie Vincent is the […]
Cinemetal 220 FORMER MS “SH*TSTAINS” VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE ARE GOING TO SELL A SH*T TON OF RECORDS, AREN’T THEY? May 16th, 2011 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Not that record sales alone are really a barometer of […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 90 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 10: HAIL F*CKING SATAN May 13th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF As I write this, the insanity of week fucking 17 […]
Contests 110 REMINDER: WIN A ONE-OF-A-KIND OBSCURA VAPORIZER FROM RELAPSE RECORDS AND SILVER SURFER! May 11th, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks We’ve already had a lot of great entries, but we […]
Contests 220 CONTEST: WIN A ONE-OF-A-KIND OBSCURA VAPORIZER FROM RELAPSE RECORDS AND SILVER SURFER! April 26th, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks So, yeah, 4/20 might have been last week, but better […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO THE MANSION TO A PAIR OF GOLDEN GODS April 22nd, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg No, seriously — COREY AND ANSO FUCKING KILLED IT THIS […]
Necrolust 200 NECROLUST: GRIM KIM GIVES YOU ROADBURN 2011 April 21st, 2011 at 2:40pm MetalSucks Hey dudes and ladies, sorry I haven’t been posting much […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 830 SUMMER SLAUGHTER DATES! April 21st, 2011 at 12:40pm Anso DF When I was growing up, summer Slaughter meant a hot […]
Exclusive 490 HEY, YOU WHINY ASS PUNK…THINK YOU WORK HARD? MEET JASON McMASTER April 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell I’ve been lucky enough to know Jason McMaster for nearly […]
Exclusive 630 MetalSucks Exclusive Pt. II: One Year Later, Peter Steele’s People Speak About His Life, His Music, And His Last Days April 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF If they weren’t laughing with me, okay; if they want […]
Tour de Force 760 CHILDREN OF BODOM/DEVIN TOWNSEND TOUR A REALITY — AND OBSCURA AND SEPTICFLESH ARE COMIN’ ALONG, TOO! April 12th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s been almost a month since Devin Townsend spilled the […]
What the...?? 650 IS THE ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM FESTIVAL ANTI-GAY??? April 4th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I seriously doubt the festival’s founders or any of the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 IDOL REMAINS 5: “I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA, ELTON.” April 1st, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF In preparation for Idol Remains, I usually steel myself with […]
