Getting our pants wet 15 seconds at a time.

So take your stupid statue and shove it up your ass, okay, Academy?

Comedians covering Dio trump Mastodon, Mastodon trump everyone.

Twenty of Decibel‘s most-asked-about Hall of Fails explained!

Members of Disturbed, Hellyeah, Motionless in White and more bravely share their sicknesses in the name of raising awareness.

Pantera show up in the unlikeliest of places.

People are, like, all smart and stuff about metal.

“In the fall of 1995, Black Metal band, Immortal, set out to make a string of music videos for their upcoming album. With little to no-budget, they walked into the woods outside their hometown of Bergen, Norway, never to be seen again. This is their story.”

Chicago metal-via-hardcore band debuts a new track from their forthcoming album.

Xibalba, Periphery, Voices, Venom, Sodom, Sumokem and more are this week’s heavy new releases!

That might make some of you happy. But not as happy as just listening to the goddamn album will make you.

This week’s top stories include Metallica, Mastoodn, Tool, and more.

It’s just like the Myers–Briggs Type Indicator assessment, only, like, WAY more scientific.

These make metal seem so classy!

Band should announce a new singer “soon.”

Look into our crystal ball…

These are the things you clicked on most in 2014. Featuring Wayne Static and Dave Brockie’s deaths, anything and everything Slipknot, silly viral videos, and a whole lot of embarrassing stuff.

Fuck Christmas. What I want is Passoverkill, Purimmolation, and Rosh Hashamonamarth.

The band is selling the complete, custom font set used on the iconic cover of their album.