Events 0 Ozzfest Meets Knotfest Announced, Ozzy and Sharon Appear Together at Promo Event May 13th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The clumsily-named weekend festival will feature Black Sabbath, Slipknot, Slayer, Disturbed, Amon Amarth, Whitechapel, and more.
This Sucks 0 Report: Ozzy Spotted in Los Angeles May 9th, 2016 at 6:38pm Vince Neilstein The Black Sabbath frontman was spotted carrying his dog this morning after previous reports family had been unable to reach him.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s a Ska Version of Ozzy’s “Over the Mountain” March 21st, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus First-wave ska, not Mustard Plug ska.
Metal Etiquette 0 Ozzy to Formally Apologize for Pissing on The Alamo November 5th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus The prince of darkness makes it official.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s A Jam Band Covering Ozzy’s “No More Tears” September 18th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Who’s ready to get fucking crunchy up in here?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy is Working on a New Solo Album August 31st, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It would be so cool if this were good… but it will probably be bad.
The Webernets 0 Watch Drummer Brian Tichy (Ozzy, Whitesnake, Foreigner, Etc.) Punch a Speed Bag in Time with Rush’s “Limelight” July 27th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, I’m impressed, you?
Breaking the Law 0 Deen Castronovo, Former Ozzy/Steve Vai Drummer, Jailed on Rape Charges July 1st, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He’s said to have made hundreds of threatening calls and texts to an unidentified woman, and has now been fired from Journey.
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
Cinemetal 0 The Osbournes Reboot Got Sharoned April 28th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus I hope they find out about it from this post.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Jake E. Lee Says Sharon Osbourne Scammed Him December 11th, 2014 at 10:00am Anso DF The problem with the music business can be the music businesspeople.
Cinemetal 0 The Osbournes Television Show Might Be a Thing Again November 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So fuck you, Twin Peaks.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy: Don’t Blame Me for Wacky 9/11 Statements October 10th, 2014 at 11:20am Anso DF Ozzy’s statements were “twisted,” says Ozzy
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Grammy Chowder: Sharon Osbourne Throws Food At The Truth January 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Anso DF It’s like 30 years ago our drunk uncle married a syphilitic hairdresser.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A-Maze-ing Video: Ozzy, Geezer Tour Sabbath-Inspired Horror Attraction October 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF No haunted house can frighten a dude who’s married to Sharon Osbourne
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy Can’t Even Make a Sandwich Without Causing a Disaster August 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sabbath vocalist almost burns his house down… for the second time this year.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Ozzy Attended The Daytime Emmys June 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Anso DF Your Sunday could’ve been worse.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Well, Gee, That’s Not Hypocritical, Ozzy May 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently completely unaware of how his own voice sounds, Black Sabbath vocalist says drummer can’t play his parts anymore.
New Stuff 0 They Shoot Ozzys, Don’t They? May 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Loner” is yet another new Sabbath song marred by off-key vocals and ridiculous lyrics.
