The Webernets 0 Can’t Choose a Sweet Name for Your New Goregrind Band? Let This Helpful Chart Help You Out! April 12th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Lesbian Cunt Maggot! Munted Chainsaw Treatment! Pus Filled Semen Attack! The possibilities are endless.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Why Megadeth is Now a Total Joke April 3rd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our new bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com begins with a heated discussion regarding how Dave Mustaine’s douchery may or may not have had an effect on Megadeth’s work.
Tour de Force 0 Mötley Crüe Announce Second Vegas Residency April 2nd, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg They’ll perform twelve shows at The Joint starting in September.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 2, 2013 April 2nd, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks MetalSucks’ weekly round-up of heavy new albums titled “Sky Burial”
Cinemetal 0 Watch the Official Music Video for Sevendust’s “Decay” and Stream Their Entire New Album March 26th, 2013 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Morgan Rose is such a pimp.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 26, 2013 March 26th, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks Your bible of heavy releases covers the new new (High Priest Of Saturn! Kvelertak! Wormed!) and the old new (Saxon! Stryper! Pretty Maids!). Crank it up!
The Top 25 Modern Metal Frontmen 0 #15: Vincent Bennett (The Acacia Strain) March 18th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein It is impossible to think of The Acacia Strain without thinking of Bennett’s wonderfully sardonic lyrics and his violent stage presence.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Tastes Grim, Best Killing March 15th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Sunday is St. Patrick’s Day. Let’s get hammered now!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: What Sleeper Is In Your Hall Of Fame? March 8th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to this week’s MS QOTW. What awesome album seems to be loved by you alone?
New Stuff 0 Stream White Widows’ Debut Album Right Goddamn Now March 5th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Listen listen listen listen right now you dumb silly fucks.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Get Down with Clutch February 28th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The Earth Rockers grace the cover of the April 2013 issue!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: And The Grammy Goes To … February 22nd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The 2013 Grammy Awards? More like Sham-my Anal-warts right?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2013 February 19th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks U will listen (to all of this week’s new releases), u will love (many new jamz), u will laugh (at hilarious cover art and under-punctuated band names).
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Pig Out To February 16th, 2013 at 5:54pm Kip Wingerschmidt Listen up, piggies!
Viral Vomit 0 Geoff Tate’s EPK: The Amended Version February 5th, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Rÿchegate update! Someone has create a more accurate version of Tate’s lulzy video EPK.
Cinemetal 0 De La Cruz Were Meant to be Heard, Not Seen February 5th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “OH MY GOD, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAACE?!?!”
Metal in the Media 0 3 Inches of Blood Wrote a Jingle For Their Local Pet Store February 4th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein KITTEHZ ARE METUL!!!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 29, 2013 January 29th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks One stop. Two ears. All of today’s heavy new releases. U jam all week, all heavy records get a chance, Jamey Jasta bro nods with crossed arms.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Geoff Tate’s New Queensrÿche is No Longer a Supergroup January 25th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Christ, Geoff Tate must have some smelly farts.
Cinemetal 0 Lightning Boobs of Death January 22nd, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Black metallers release new NSFW video.
