What the...?? 100 TWENTY-THIRD TOP MODERN METAL GUITARIST APPEARS IN NEW VIDEO ABOUT F*CKING A DOLL… WITH HIS DAD June 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, so my headline probably makes this story sound a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 ANIMALS AS LEADERS HAVE ENTERED THE BUILDING (THE RECORDING STUDIO, THAT IS) June 9th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Did you know that Tosin Abasi’s Animals as Leaders cohort […]
Editorials 470 HELL HATH NO FURY: DAME-NATION FEST VS. THE HOTTEST CHICKS IN HARD ROCK TOUR May 3rd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was more than a little intrigued yesterday when we […]
Exclusive 630 MetalSucks Exclusive Pt. II: One Year Later, Peter Steele’s People Speak About His Life, His Music, And His Last Days April 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF If they weren’t laughing with me, okay; if they want […]
Exclusive 1220 MetalSucks Exclusive: One Year Later, Peter Steele’s People Speak About His Life, His Music, and His Last Days April 12th, 2011 at 1:30pm Anso DF How would I like to die? I don’t know. It […]
Viral Vomit 140 SYNYSTER GATES’ DAD GETS IN ON THE REBECCA BLACK/”FRIDAY”-MANIA March 22nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Brian Haner, a.k.a. “Guitar Guy” or “Papa Gates,” is the […]
Vicious Vacation 160 HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT SARS AND LEARNED TO LOVE HORSE MEAT January 5th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I went to Hong Kong on my Christmas vacation. How’s […]
Br00tal-lists 1190 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART V December 16th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF INTRONAUT, DARKEST HOUR, THE RED CHORD, KYLESA, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2710 WHAT OLD SCHOOL BANDS DID U WANT TO LIKE, BUT COULDN’T??? November 15th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Anyone who was unfortunate enough to have well-meaning-yet-clueless relatives knows […]
Interviews 410 AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED’S J. RANDALL “VAPORIZES THE MUSIC INDUSTRY” October 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Nowadays, fucking everyone is on Twitter — the President, Snooki, […]
Green Eggs and Slam 800 A TALE OF WOE: HOW GORGUTS’ OBSCURA BECAME OVERRATED October 19th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Once upon a time in the magical land of Roadrunner, […]
Reviews 50 MADBALL RULE THEIR EMPIRE IN A MANNER BEFITTING NYHC ROYALTY October 12th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Started as a sort of Agnostic Front side-project, Madball quickly […]
Album of the Day 190 ALBUM OF THE DAY: CRY NOW, CRY LATER VOL 1 October 6th, 2010 at 11:00am Sergeant D In my 20+ years of listening to metal/hardcore/etc, there are […]
Cinemetal 450 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM THE SWORD, AS I LAY DYING, BRING ME THE HORIZON, BONDED BY BLOOD, AND HEATHEN August 25th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg All these bands decided to release new videos within the […]
Metal Mets 240 RANDY JOHNSON IST KRIEG, METAL METS NOT SO MUCH August 23rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Where to begin with this woefully disappointing Mets season? It […]
Metal Mets 550 THE AT-BAT MUSIC MUSIC OF THE NEW YORK METS: METAL OR NOT METAL? June 15th, 2010 at 11:30am MetalSucks This edition of Metal Mets is written by none other […]
Interviews 250 MAX CAVALERA: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW June 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar To say that Max Cavalera put metal on the map […]
Editorials 1290 SOCCER IS FOR PANSIES AND SO IS FOOTBALL: A WORLD CUP 2010 METAL PREVIEW June 11th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks Ladies and Gentlemen, the world’s most popular sport on the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
Viral Vomit 250 TWISTED SISTER FANS ARE OLD May 20th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Twisted Sister’s most famous song, “We’re Not Gonna Take It,” […]
