Upcoming Bullsh*t 340 THE NEW HEAVEN AND HELL ALBUM COVER IS METAL AS F*CK March 12th, 2009 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg Look: I don’t want to play into any kind of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS? February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]
\m/ 470 FOR THOSE OF US ACTUALLY GETTING LAID, HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO GET YOUR WOMAN TO LIKE METAL February 25th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince has gone into some detail in the past about […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Reviews 60 WHAT IS THE WEIGHT OF LIGHT? A SERPENTCULT REVIEW February 19th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks There’s a flare of subsonic noise and distortion, mounting feedback […]
Black Collar Workers 170 WHO WILL BE ON OZZFEST THIS YEAR? NO ONE. February 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the excellent line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy Mayhem […]
Cinemetal 310 HOLY CRAP, IS BRENT HINDS SOBER OR SOMETHING? February 12th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Guitar World, the favorite magazine of six string dweebs everywhere, […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ONLY THING THE OSBOURNES NEED TO RELOAD IS THE GUN THEY USE TO KILL THEMSELVES February 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg How bad does Osbournes Reloaded, the new Ozzy n’ family […]
This Sucks 130 HATEBREED LOSES ITS SCARIEST LOOKING MEMBER February 9th, 2009 at 3:53pm Axl Rosenberg One thing of which I am convinced: Hatebreed doesn’t need […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
Reunion Mania 140 HEAVEN & HELL: ONE REUNION ALBUM I THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET EXCITED ABOUT December 2nd, 2008 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg I know I’ve spoken out in the past – fuck, […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Reviews 210 SIX FEET UNDER REACH LOWS MUCH DEEPER THAN SIX FEET November 19th, 2008 at 2:59pm Sammy O'Hagar I love death metal; I would just like to make […]
New Stuff 120 AND DID YOU F*CKING KNOW THAT THE “HAPPY” IS IN F*CKING QUOTES?!? November 19th, 2008 at 12:03pm Axl Rosenberg Dude. Did anyone else know that Scott Weiland has a […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE COMPARED GAAHL TO PUPPIES November 14th, 2008 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Mostly this week I just watched the Puppy Cam. But […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN October 31st, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking […]
Cinemetal 50 THE FIVE BEST COCK ROCK VIDEOS ABOUT GOING (OR NOT GOING) PLACES October 29th, 2008 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding melodramatic, some days I do […]
Blogronaut 180 BLOGRONAUT: “DEAR METALLICA; LET ME WRITE SONGS FOR YOU.” October 10th, 2008 at 3:26pm MetalSucks I’m going to talk about Metallica and their new record. […]
Cinemetal 40 A REALLY COOL ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO October 10th, 2008 at 12:28pm Vince Neilstein Headbanger’s Blog — the proprietor of which was so kind […]
Editorials 190 ROADRUNNER UNITED SHOW FINALLY TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY October 9th, 2008 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg On December 15, 2005, I did one of the silliest […]