What the...?? 0 FRANKIE PALMERI IS A CLASSY GUY August 7th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri has his own clothing line, […]
This Sucks 0 ALLEGED SIKH TEMPLE SHOOTER WAS VOCALIST FOR WHITE SUPREMACY HARDCORE BAND August 6th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The summer of awful news continued yesterday, when Wade Michael Page […]
Editorials 0 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON THE GOLDEN DAWN PARTY, NAER MATARON, AND THE PUBLIC PERCEPTION OF METAL MUSIC July 27th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks TL/DR: Political pals of a moronic black metal guy are […]
Editorials 0 NEO-NAZI BLACK METAL BASSIST’S BAND CLAIMS THEY’RE “NON-POLITICAL,” ARE INCORRECT May 18th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week we told you about Giorgos Germenis, bassist for […]
Editorials 0 EXHUMED’S MATT HARVEY ENDORSES RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT March 16th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t know how this escaped our attention, but Gawker […]
Haterade 3210 DAVE MUSTAINE TO AFRICAN WOMEN: “PUT A PLUG IN IT” February 23rd, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein That’s it. Dave Mustaine is officially a full-fledged bigot. I […]
...And F*ck You Too 1570 “WHERE CELTIC FROST FAILED, I WILL SUCCEED.” February 10th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A reader sent us a link to this classified ad, […]
Editorials 580 EVEN HATE ETERNAL COULDN’T SAVE ME FROM JURY DUTY January 26th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month I recounted a humorous tale of my […]
Cinemetal 190 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM ANTHRAX, ICED EARTH, EVANESCENCE, MAYLENE AND THE SONS OF DISASTER, AND DR. ACULA January 25th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m going to put about as much effort into this […]
Everyone's Replaceable 700 TEN POSSIBLE CANDIDATES TO BE THE NEW SINGER FOR KILLSWITCH ENGAGE January 9th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks With Howard Jones now available for a White Lion reunion, […]
Freeloader 50 FREELOADER: THE UNITED SONS OF TOIL’S WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES, EVERYTHING WILL BE BEAUTIFUL January 5th, 2012 at 1:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Welcome to the latest edition of “Freeloader,” in which we […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1200 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS: It’s cool to be tr00 January 4th, 2012 at 5:00pm Sergeant D 012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS: It’s cool to be […]
Br00tal-lists 360 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2011, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART IX December 2nd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF GWAR, DARKEST HOUR, REVOCATION, INTRONAUT, ABYSMAL DAWN, BRUTAL […]
Editorials 250 INVISIBLE ORANGES OR SOUR GRAPES? November 28th, 2011 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez I’ve made no secret of my general distaste for black […]
Tweet Twat 480 FRANKIE PALMERI IS A TOTAL FLAMING LABONTE November 8th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein You thought last week’s fracas involving Phil Labonte calling Black […]
Necessary Roughness 150 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 7: CAM TEBOW FOR PRESIDENT October 25th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks It was a weekend of big changes at the quarterback […]
The Webernets 360 OH, C’MON, THAT’S NOT TRUE September 2nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Nickelback isn’t racist! -AR [via The Chive]
Green Eggs and Slam 1580 ARE LATINOS BORN 2 MOSH??? [VIA METAL PESADO] August 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D ¿¡Q-VO, CULEROS?! Te gustan EL MOSH?! Pienso que sí! Escuchame […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “MALPRACTICE” August 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
What the...?? 620 HOWARD JONES HAS SOLO ALBUMS? August 11th, 2011 at 11:30am MetalSucks What the fuck? Look at this press release Axl just […]