This Sucks 0 AN UPDATE ON THE HEALTH OF SLAYER’S JEFF HANNEMAN; GARY HOLT WILL FILL IN ON EUROPEAN TOUR May 1st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s been fourteen months since Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman suffered […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 WHO U WANT TO PRODUCE THE NEW SLAYER RECORD? April 17th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF A recent tweet from Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo implies that […]
\m/ 0 HERE’S VIDEO OF PHIL ANSELMO AND GEEZER BUTLER JAMMING WITH DUDES FROM SLAYER, MEGADETH, AND ANTHRAX April 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This past September, Vince and I attended the Metal Masters […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 GET READY FOR A NEW SLAYER EP March 29th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dave Lombardo (the twenty-first best drummer in modern metal… wait, […]
Greatest Hits 0 It’s Official: There is Too Much Slayer Merchandise March 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I was reading on The PRP this morning about […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 0 #21: DAVE LOMBARDO (SLAYER, FANTÔMAS, GRIP INC., PHILM) March 2nd, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Metal Merch 250 NEW SLAYER RING ALLOWS FANS TO TELL THE WORLD THEY’RE FROM NEW JERSEY February 21st, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks As we all know, one of the biggest concerns with […]
Metal Merch 150 BONE YOUR OLD LADY WITH A SLAYER CONDOM THIS VALENTINE’S DAY February 9th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Still have no idea what to get your loved one […]
\m/ 130 AWESOME FOOTAGE OF FANTOMAS COVERING SLAYER January 5th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our pals over at Metal Injection recently unearthed the below […]
Friggin' Danzig 410 FROM THE DESK OF SLAYER November 16th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ever wonder what Slayer’s rider looks like? Well, now we […]
Viral Vomit 70 BEAR HEADBANGING TO SLAYER November 10th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yep, that’s what this video portrays. You’re either curious to […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 300 Slayer Ate Danzig’s Soup November 7th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember how Danzig acted like a real douche […]
The Webernets 320 A SCIENTIFIC MEASURE OF SLAYER ALBUMS’ LEVELS OF EVILNESS July 8th, 2011 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein We can argue ’round the campfire ’til the sun comes […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 550 SLAYER: PINBALL > WORLD PAINTED BLOOD? May 23rd, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF Am I crazy or does World Painted Blood suck? Is […]
Music Dorkery 100 SLAYER’S “RAINING BLOOD” AS COVERED BY A STRING QUARTET April 20th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Not much else to say, other than that this rules […]
Everyone's Replaceable 150 CANNIBAL CORPSE’S PAT O’BRIEN IS THE NEW TEMPORARY GUITARIST FOR SLAYER March 30th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg While a press release assures us that Jeff Hanneman “has […]
Tour de Force 340 SLAYER/ROB ZOMBIE/EXODUS WILL BE A FUN TOUR AT WHICH TO DRINK HEAVILY March 28th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I guess that Slayer/Marilyn Manson team-up from a few years […]
\m/ 80 TAXES GOT YOU STRESSED? LET TAXSLAYER.COM DO THEM FOR YOU, METAL-STYLE March 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein We kid, of course… but someone at TaxSlayer.com really oughtta […]
This Sucks 290 SLAYER IS FALLING APART February 28th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Slayer. First they had to recruit Exodus’ Gary Holt […]
Everyone's Replaceable 330 EXODUS’ GARY HOLT NAMED TEMPORARY GUITARIST FOR SLAYER February 15th, 2011 at 11:14pm Axl Rosenberg I’m posting outside of our regular hours because I was […]