Green Eggs and Slam 890 SOME RANDOM METALSUCKS READER’S SH*TTY BAND (SHAMELESS PROMOTION) September 24th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D Have you ever wondered what MetalSucks readers are like?? Are […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1170 BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART: SHREDDING 4 CHRIST September 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D One of the greatest tragedies since the Holocaust is the […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 50 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: DECIBOT IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER FOR DECIBEL September 16th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Don’t you dare call Decibel an “analog blog,” cocksucker — […]
Admin 600 OUR 10,000TH POST!!! September 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks To the MetalSucks Maniac known as “Sacajewea,” we would like […]
Music Dorkery 150 NAVENE KOPERWEIS, MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST SAVANT September 7th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Dudes like Navene Koperweis — drummer of Animals as Leaders, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 150 HOME SLEAZE HOME: STEEL PANTHER NIGHT RETURNS TO THE KEY CLUB August 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm Anso DF When the Key Club in West Hollywood closed its doors […]
Power Metal Party 60 BEST METAL SONG ABOUT METAL EVER OF THE DAY August 13th, 2010 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein When it comes to writing metal songs about metal, no […]
Green Eggs and Slam 210 SENOR BIVINGS RELEASES INCREDIBLY SH*TTY SONG; GETS A JOB AT WALMART August 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Senor Bivins is an internet personality best known for doing […]
Friggin' Danzig 650 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT GLENN DANZIG COULDN’T GET ANY CRAZIER July 28th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg We already knew that Glenn Danzig was nutty, ’cause he […]
Br00tal-lists 200 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY THREE July 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF You’ve been reading the MetalSucks/Bring Back Glam! countdown of the […]
Cinemetal 410 SHINEDOWN THREATEN TO RUIN THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE July 6th, 2010 at 11:10am Axl Rosenberg If you’re not excited for The Expendables, I can only […]
\m/ 130 MOUTH OF THE ARCHITECT LOOK INTO MY EYES, COVER PETER GABRIEL THE RIGHT WAY June 30th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you read this site regularly, you know my opinion […]
Interviews 170 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY INTERVIEWS JON FINE ABOUT TACO RIFFS June 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Jon Fine’s best known band was Bitch Magnet, a (usually) […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
Viral Vomit 230 “TIK TOK,” KE$HA SUCKS DEATH METAL’S COCK (AND GIVES IT AN STD) May 7th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg My very limited experience with Ke$ha tells me she’s one […]
Tour de Force 100 BOOTLEGS ARE NO LONGER A PESTILENCE May 5th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t remember which show it was at, but Vince […]
Haterade 290 EMMURE PROVE OUR POINT May 3rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never been to Bamboozle, but every year there’s a […]
Cinemetal 180 ROADRUNNER RAMBLINGS April 29th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fresh off of unveiling their list of the “Ten Greatest Album […]
The Webernets 140 I BET THIS GUY NEVER GETS LAID April 26th, 2010 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg At the new age feel goodery of an elementary school […]
The Webernets 240 IS IT WRONG THAT I FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE? April 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Vince likes Japanese girls in knee-high socks who can shred; […]
