Haterade 290 EMMURE PROVE OUR POINT May 3rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never been to Bamboozle, but every year there’s a […]
Cinemetal 180 ROADRUNNER RAMBLINGS April 29th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fresh off of unveiling their list of the “Ten Greatest Album […]
The Webernets 140 I BET THIS GUY NEVER GETS LAID April 26th, 2010 at 2:15pm Axl Rosenberg At the new age feel goodery of an elementary school […]
The Webernets 240 IS IT WRONG THAT I FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE? April 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Vince likes Japanese girls in knee-high socks who can shred; […]
Exclusive 1050 THE OCEAN’S HELIOCENTRIC: EXCLUSIVE FULL ALBUM STREAM April 8th, 2010 at 12:36am MetalSucks There’s no better way to convince you guys that the […]
Cinemetal 710 THE WORST VIDEO EVER OF THE WEEK: THE DEMONSTRATION COVER LADY GAGA’S “BAD ROMANCE” April 7th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Life is strange. For example, do you think that when […]
Interviews 120 DIRTY ROTTEN REISSUE: LEGENDARY PRODUCER BILL METOYER TALKS TO METALSUCKS ABOUT EXPANDED REMASTER OF D.R.I.’S CROSSOVER LP April 6th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks At least half of the bands playing metal today owe […]
New Stuff 830 SO, ANYONE INTO KAMELOT? March 31st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kamelot are one of those bands that I’ve heard about […]
\m/ 160 METAL MIKE TYSON March 31st, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Yesterday I asked you all if there were any metal […]
Editorials 130 SKOLNICKS FALL March 18th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Bark at the Moon” is to Shadows Fall as “Holy […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 STRYPER BETRAY THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR, COVER SONGS BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS March 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If the you young ‘uns don’t know Stryper, well, they […]
What the...?? 1450 BEHEMOTH’S NERGAL FACES UP TO TWO YEARS IN PRISON FOR DESTRUCTION OF A BIBLE March 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Somebody call Antonin Skullia. Nergal has been formally charged with […]
Viral Vomit 220 TWILIGHT OF THE BLUEGRASS GOD February 22nd, 2010 at 2:32pm Vince Neilstein Tongue-in-cheek covers are kind of lame which is why I […]
New Stuff 250 TRIVIUM ENTER A “SLAVE NEW WORLD” February 15th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So I woke up Saturday morning and went to Metal […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50 JOE JACKSON IS A DICK. NO, NOT THAT ONE. February 4th, 2010 at 1:20pm Anso DF If you’re reading this, you are a sexy genius with […]
I Am The Blawg 270 I AM THE BLAWG: METALSUCKS’ NEW (NON-SPECIFIC) LEGAL ADVICE COLUMN. SERIOUSLY. January 25th, 2010 at 2:36pm MetalSucks Hello. My name is Antonin Skullia, Esq., and I’m the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 40 CURE GILBY CLARKE OR KILL GILBY CLARKE January 12th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Tracii Guns told Metal Underground who told me that […]
Editorials 320 DON’T EVEN STEP TO THE PIANO January 7th, 2010 at 12:10pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday a little fight broke out in the comments section […]
Br00tal-lists 750 WORST SONGS OF THE DECADE? THESE DON’T EVEN COVER IT. January 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So The Village Voice – which, depending on who you […]
Contests 170 BEHEMOTH VOCAL COVER CONTEST: SING ALONG WITH NERGAL, WIN SOME AWESOME SH*T! December 21st, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks If you follow this website you know that YouTube vocal […]