…it works on ukeleles. I guess there’s a big market for this kind of thing amongst the ukelele crowd?) Watch the videos below for some examples. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=29Ngo5G64L0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4OBirUFcSrA http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UJJ6mVVWMq0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YalpX_yaBM8…

Jarrod Alonge, welcome to the internet spotlight! Mr. Alonge made the very funny video below, “Every Metalcore Vocalist,” in which he… well… guess, stupid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R5JYjLT_x1k Although Alonge’s general aesthetic and…

…one. Check out Deveykus for yourself in the below video… you can also stream another track here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LCyLZEqBUwQ Thanks to the great Grim Kim for bringing this to our attention!…

…Dictator” below, courtesy of Headbäng. Level 3 comes out August 6 on Prosthetic Records. The band begins a MetalSucks-sponsored tour with Evan Brewer on July 25; get dates here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XG28N5VC2O0…

…like “Luminary” better. I may be biased. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=N2AukTikc0M Both new Misery Signals songs will appear on Absent Light, the band’s first album in five years. It comes out July 23!…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FdcM3WD4y2I Deserted again You speak to me through the shadows Walking in closed rooms, using cold words Captured by the night The yearning escapes from my embrace If, someday, one…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=STbdlTiSs_E Fifteen-year-old Svenja just wants to huff dukes and hang out with her Nazi coke dealer boyfriend, but stepdad’s not having it. He smashes her laptop and makes her smoke…

…grandiose with big, shimmery guitars and high-pitched vocals on top of a driving beat. I like. The Catalyst Fire will be out August 9th via UNFD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ayXRXhXHEi0 [via Heavy Blog]…

…outs with the parent Layne Staley apparently liked but is on good terms with the one he didn’t leaves a sour taste in my mouth. You? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wcKFnGpNl_E [via Metal Insider]…

…and blast this shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=03RuMkTOWoU Labyrinth comes out August 16 on Nuclear Blast. Earlier that month, Fleshgod Apocalypse kick off a support stint on Wintersun’s North American tour, which will…

…new track we’ve already heard, “Captive Bolt Pistol,” this suggests that Surgical Steel is going to be anything but disappointing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hjvHn1IlK5c Surgical Steel comes out September 17 on Nuclear Blast….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0ivnnUBtk48 Denmark is following me! After spending the past week chilling in Copenhagen and at the incredible Roskilde Festival (more on that later), I randomly receive a press release about…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u05oes0x3is The Safety Fire have released a music video for “Red Hatchet,” the brand new song they released last month. It doesn’t really display the panache for humor for which…

…wearing a pager, etc. He’s just this legitimately kinda out-of-touch dude selling a product to other out-of-touch people. A++++ WDBWA. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j68kwM9iBJg Incidentally, …Like Clockwork is out now. [via The PRP]…

…Producciones, who have the single best name for a production company ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Gzh5m1b4G9A [unabashed_plug]See? Didn’t that make you wanna go see these dudes ASAP? Well, lucky for you, it just…

…or MESHUGGAH (if MESHUGGAH were drastically better songwriters). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpemfArrx4k So goddamn heavy it made shit come out of my dick omfg jfc i can’t even http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bRfuzpH8I “The Liar” ft Skyler…

…have covered Ministry’s “Thieves” if Durst truly felt humiliated by Jourgensen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xc8gpoJ-Tg Still… I’d love to believe that this actually happened. Can anyone else out there corroborate? [via The PRP]…

…more compelling thirty seconds of music to unveil… http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6PinjG_XkAw Hail to the King comes out August 27. That’s my mom’s birthday! I don’t think she’ll care, though. [via Metal Insider]…

…record’s end. A second disc comes with the album including rerecordings and covers, but besides the frenetic rendition of “Hallowed Be Thy Name,” it’s somewhat expendable. Overall, Dirty is a…

…but it didn’t leave me dying to hear more, either. See if you dig it more than I do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qEa8lsjroUs On a semi-related note, why the hell is Rob Caggiano…