\m/ 390 GOING TO SEE THE BIG FOUR AT YANKEE STADIUM? COME GET DRUNK WITH US FIRST!!! September 2nd, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks That’s right, kids: On Tuesday, September 13 — the evening […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 420 LET’S TALK ABOUT THE ALBUM ART FOR LOUTALLICA’S LULU… September 2nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Loutallica, or whatever the heck they’re calling the Metallica/Lou Reed […]
The Webernets 220 WEIRD, SORTA CREEPY METALLICA FAN WANTS TO HELP YOU GO TO SLEEP September 1st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why he this dude, who calls himself […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 DEVILDRIVER, ICS VORTEX, BAND I’VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE COVER METALLICA August 30th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 2006, Kerrang! celebrated the twentieth anniversary of Metallica’s Master […]
Metal Merch 310 YOUR LATEST CHANCE TO WASTE MONEY August 26th, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Slayer now sell condoms in their webstore — “For when […]
Black Collar Workers 190 DUDE WHO PLAYED “BILL” IN BILL & TED MAKING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT NAPSTER August 24th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Alex Winter is best known to metal fans as the […]
Metal in the Media 280 THE BRONX IS BURNING: LOCAL GROUP SCARED OF ROWDY METALLICA FANS AT “BIG FOUR” SHOW August 22nd, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein According to the NY Post — The Fox News of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 550 METALLICA + LOU REED ALBUM INSPIRED BY BELOVED 1930S COMIC STRIP LITTLE LULU August 22nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Metallica and Lou Reed have announced a November 1 release […]
Worst Week Ever 170 IN WHICH WE WERE A FESTIVAL OF SUCK August 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via Badass Reading the comments under our announcement of The […]
The Webernets 560 HOW IS LOU REED THE SECOND YOUNGEST LOOKING DUDE IN THIS PHOTO? August 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The official website for the upcoming Metallica/Lou Reed collaboration has […]
Rampant Rumors 240 SO MAYBE GREG FIDLEMAN IS PRODUCING THE NEW GOJIRA ALBUM? August 15th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Last week, a shitty translation of a news story from […]
Retrospective 930 THE BLACK ALBUM CAME OUT TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY August 12th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Once upon a time, there was a band called Metallica, […]
Cinemetal 730 30 MINUTES OR LESS AND HOLLYWOOD’S ONGOING EQUATION OF METAL WITH HOOLIGANISM August 11th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg 30 Minutes or Less is an action comedy about a […]
Rampant Rumors 470 IS DAVE MUSTAINE BECOMING LESS DELUSIONAL? August 11th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg No. No he is not. Mustaine’s latest declaration sure to […]
Cinemetal 440 FOUR TEENAGE GIRLS MAKE COLOR ME BADD-STYLE VIDEO FOR METALLICA’S “UNFORGIVEN” August 9th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The bad news is that The PreZcotts, a group I […]
Metal Merch 200 AC/DC TO METALLICA: “F*CK YOU, WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN VERSION OF MONOPOLY!” August 5th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg AC/DC and Metallica are similar in a lot of ways: […]
Metal Merch 100 WATCH SOME VENEZUELAN DUDE UNWRAP METALLICA MONOPOLY FOR TEN MINUTES August 3rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Metallica-themed edition of the board game Monopoly costs more […]
Album of the Day 460 ALBUM OF THE DAY — SPAWN: THE ALBUM July 25th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If memory serves, the Spawn movie which came out in […]
Question of the Week 1230 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND PLAY ANY METAL BAND/MUSICIAN SOME OF THEIR MUSIC AND/OR SHOW THEM PHOTOS/VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES FROM THEIR FUTURE, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? July 22nd, 2011 at 4:20pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Cinemetal 230 Bill Bailey Has a Message for Metallica July 12th, 2011 at 11:40am Axl Rosenberg Bill Bailey is a British comedian with whom I’m not […]
