Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 Black Metal Brunch: Drex Goes to Guitar Center January 27th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Amazingly enough, it doesn’t go well.
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM DREX September 30th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks YOU SPUN AROUND THAT FURIOUS SUN AGAIN, AND HERE YOU […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: A VERY DREX FIRST DATE September 16th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks I CAN THINK OF NOTHING MORE SAPPING OF A WARRIOR’S […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX ON THE BEACH August 26th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks NO, I DO NOT WANT #ICECREAM. NO, I WILL NOT […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 0 DREX GETS A COLD August 12th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks GERMS. EVERYWHERE GERMS. GERMS COPULATING IN MY NOSTRILS. GERMS PLEASURING […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX DOESN’T LIKE PETS July 22nd, 2012 at 10:27am MetalSucks “IT’S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD” SAY THE #ANIMALCANNIBALS. IF […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX THINKS YOUR TATTOOS ARE STUPID July 15th, 2012 at 10:14am MetalSucks YOUR TATTOOS ARE AWFUL. CAIN WAS MARKED FOR SLAYING HIS […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX GRAPPLES WITH TASTE July 8th, 2012 at 11:16am MetalSucks BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, TO START. […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX GETS AN INTERN June 17th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks MY PRESENCE IS RADIANT AS THE CROWN ON THE PHALLUS […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX NEEDS A NEW ROOMMATE June 10th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks †ATTENTION #CRAIGSLIST INFERIORS† DO YOU YEARN TO FEEL YOUR ENEMY’S […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE MORE YOU HATE, THE STRONGER I BECOME June 3rd, 2012 at 9:29am MetalSucks HATE IS A SPIRITUAL FLUID. IT COLLECTS IN THE RAG […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX ON A PLANE May 27th, 2012 at 10:33am MetalSucks MY SOUL IS PRECIOUS AS A LUMP OF COAL SOAKED […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: WORK IS THE PLACE WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE May 20th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks WORK IS THE PLACE WHERE THE DREAMS GO TO DIE. […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: A VERY DREX MOTHER’S DAY May 13th, 2012 at 11:35am MetalSucks M IS FOR THE WAY I #HATE YOU. ON A […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SCIENCE IS SH*TTING ON ALL OF US EVERY DAY May 6th, 2012 at 10:34am MetalSucks IN THE VIKING EPOCHS WARFARE SEEPED INTO THE GROUNDWATER. IT […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE HUMAN BODY IS DISGUSTING April 29th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks THE HUMAN BODY IS DISGUSTING. IT IS NEITHER AN IDOL […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: “DO NOT TALK TO ME AFTER SHOW” April 15th, 2012 at 11:09am MetalSucks HELLO #INFERIORS. DO NOT TALK TO ME AFTER SHOW. AFTER […]
