New Stuff 180 NEW DEVIN TOWNSEND AND NEW BTBAM WILL DELIGHT PROG NERDS EVERYWHERE IN 2011 January 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein 2011 is going to be an awesome year to be […]
New Stuff 180 DEAR DEVIN TOWNSEND, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RELEASING NEW SORTA NEW MUSIC TODAY. SINCERELY, VINCE NEILSTEIN. January 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein The Vince Division of the MS Mansion lost power at […]
Tweet Twat 270 DEVIN TOWNSEND LOVES CLOUDKICKER December 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein That sound you hear is Ben Sharp shitting his pants. […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 START YOUR WEEK WITH SOME DEVIN TOWNSEND ALBUM ART December 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yep yep! Before we start bitching about the all the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 WATCH THIS DEVIN TOWNSEND DECONSTRUCTION VIDEO UPDATE WHILE I POP SOME ADVIL November 19th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m so fucking hungover right now that I wanna put […]
Show Reviews 440 THE PURE F*CKING JOY OF A DEVIN TOWNSEND SHOW November 2nd, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Video from the show by Bmoviesandmetal I’d like to think […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 160 ZILTOID TO CONQUER ROCK BAND October 25th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Graphic for the Rock Band Network Ziltoid by Rohan Voigt, […]
Music Dorkery 600 FUN WITH MISHEARD SONG LYRICS October 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks At the Accept show I went to last week, I […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “WORST WEEK EVER” FOR ANOTHER DEVIN TOWNSEND VIDEO UPDATE September 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So this normally where we write some fairly meaningless bullshit […]
New Stuff 170 HEAR TESSERACT’S “PERFECTION” September 22nd, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Hard to believe, but TesseracT’s first official release is a […]
Admin 600 OUR 10,000TH POST!!! September 14th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks To the MetalSucks Maniac known as “Sacajewea,” we would like […]
New Stuff 350 I LOVE THE SMELL OF FOOTAGE OF DEVIN TOWNSEND RECORDING A NEW ALBUM IN THE MORNING September 3rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Why, it was just Wednesday that Devin Townsend promised “Videos […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 NEW DEVIN TOWNSEND MUSIC NEXT WEEK? September 1st, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein CORRECTION: Ghost is the fourth album in the series and […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 360 THE SOILWORK FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH September 1st, 2010 at 12:40pm Anso DF I started dreading middle age a little early, and not […]
Tour de Force 390 NERDFEST USA: MORE DEVIN TOWNSEND SOLO TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED W/ TESSERACT! August 24th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Disappointed that Devin Townsend’s previously announced fall tour would only […]
Question of the Week 3060 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU COULD FORM A HEAVY METAL SUPERGROUP WITH ANY 4 – 6 METAL MUSICIANS, ALIVE OR DEAD, WHO WOULD BE IN THE BAND AND WHY? August 20th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Question of the Week 1470 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE METAL MUSICIAN TO BE A JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? August 6th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 100 NEW DEVIN TOWNSEND IN MARCH? July 30th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Were we expecting a new Devin Townsend release this year? […]
Cinemetal 90 CHUCK BILLY IS THE PLANET SMASHER July 7th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein West Coast be damned, I’ll be mighty disappointed if Devin […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE REDISCOVERED THE JOY OF PAINTING June 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had completely forgotten about Vince’s love of Bob Ross […]
