Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: The Professional March 25th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The NBA playoffs loom on the horizon. For which teams is danger creeping closer? Again we turn to God Forbid axeman Doc Coyle!
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: “The Drama, The Bickering … I Love It.” February 26th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Sigh for the Lakers! Pray for the Knicks! Fear the Raptors! Jeer the Maloofs!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: All-Star Gamed January 31st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks All-Star Weekend approaches! Doc cuts through politics and populism to NBA TRUTH!
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: “That Kick Was A Bitch Move” January 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks God Forbid guitarist and basketball genius Doc Coyle on a wild couple weeks of NBA madness.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Secret Satan Santa December 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks At MetalSucks, we live to give!! Are u on our list?
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: A Very Merry NBA TR00 or FALSE December 14th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Howard. Stoudemire. Noah. Who’s TR00 and who’s FALSE?
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: A Stern Talking-To December 5th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Which NBA center is getting old? Which NBA center is a “total fuckhead”? Which NBA center has a “jerkoff face”? Doc knows!
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: Has This Whole World Gone Crazy? November 19th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The Knicks are awesome! The Lakers are not! Weird.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Choose Your Own MetalSucks Guest Columnist November 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Doc Coyle. Oderus Urungus. Eyal Levi. Paul Masvidal. Who do u select as the next superstar guest writer on MetalSucks?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Mourned the Loss of Mitch Lucker and Celebrated the Death of Hurricane Sandy November 2nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein This week’s highlights… or lowlights, as it were.
Hoop Logic 0 Hoop Logic with God Forbid’s Doc Coyle: Season Preview In The Abyss October 30th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The God Forbid guitarist/NBA expert previews the 2012-13 season!
Editorials 0 SUMMER OF LOVE August 28th, 2012 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Like the dark clouds that anticipate derechos, an ominous tenebrous […]
This Sucks 0 DICKLESS F*CK ROBS DOC COYLE July 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this fucking blows. God Forbid guitarist and MetalSucks columnist […]
Cinemetal 0 FIND “EQUILIBRIUM” WITH GOD FORBID July 16th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “We lose equilibrium,” Doc Coyle sings during the chorus to […]
Hoop Logic 0 HOOP LOGIC with GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE: THAT’S ALL OVER NOW June 28th, 2012 at 3:30pm Anso DF Welcome to the final 2011-12 Hoop Logic with ace axeman […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE BRONIES June 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Hoop Logic 0 HOOP LOGIC with GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE: FINALS FINALS FINALS FINALS June 12th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The NBA Finals Championship. Everybody wants some, so few get […]
Hoop Logic 0 HOOP LOGIC with GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE: “YES, GREGG POPOVICH IS THE TERMINATOR.” May 29th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Four teams remain. Each is eight (or so) wins away […]
\m/ 0 GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE RIPS THE GUITAR SOLO FROM THE EAGLES’ “HOTEL CALIFORNIA” May 22nd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I know it’s a cliché, but the guitar solo from […]
