...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 EAT THIS RECORD July 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This doesn’t really have anything to do with metal, but […]
Green Eggs and Slam 950 WHICH DEATHCORE FRONTMAN HAS THE COOLEST TATTOOS?? June 23rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Sergeant D If you are in a deathcore band, getting your image […]
Metal in the Media 260 ANDREW O’NEILL: THE WORLD’S FIRST TRANSVESTITE OCCULTIST BLACK METAL STAND-UP COMEDIAN June 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This morning, MetalSucks’ own Corey Mitchell made Vince and myself […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE PLAYED THE WAITING GAME June 3rd, 2011 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg [via Badass] So the three-day weekend kinda threw our schedule […]
...And F*ck You Too 760 FRANKIE PALMERI MIGHT BE THE MOST UNORIGINAL PERSON IN THE WORLD June 1st, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember back in February, when Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri claimed that […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 390 KVELERTAK HEARTS EMMURE May 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Regular MetalSucks readers already know that we think the world […]
Tour de Force 670 WELL, THIS TOUR LINEUP SURE DOES BLOW May 6th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein ROTFLOL at the name “AllStars Tour.” HAHAHAHAA hahahaha! I mean, […]
The Webernets 250 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S DIGITAL VEIL TRACK BY TRACK BREAKDOWN CONTAINS NO REFERENCES TO STREET FIGHTER May 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg In February Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri did a track by track breakdown […]
Green Eggs and Slam 880 LET’S TALK ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS & TUMBLR April 19th, 2011 at 12:40pm Sergeant D Typical Tumblr user: airheaded teenage girl who listens to metalcore […]
Neilstein Soundscam 240 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AMON AMARTH ARE THE [VI]KINGS! April 6th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein If you’d’ve told me in 1993 that some Swedish metal […]
Readers' Choice 240 IN RUSSIA, SUCK METALS YOU March 31st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Samuel A. Favata recommended Russian outfit My Autumn to us, […]
Barbarous Book Club 390 DECIBEL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ALBERT MUDRIAN PENS CHOOSING DEATH II! March 31st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You’ve all read Decibel editor-in-chief Albert Mudrian’s Choosing Death, right? If […]
Neilstein Soundscam 400 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: A SCURRILOUS JOURNEY DOWN I-5 March 30th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein That headline doesn’t even make sense. So what? Seven of […]
Please Kill Me 430 AND YOU THOUGHT THAT RELOAD WAS A BAD IDEA March 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fred Durst has tweeted that Limp Bizkit’s long delayed reunion […]
Neilstein Soundscam 170 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AND THE BEST SELLING METAL DEBUT IS… KOPEK?? March 10th, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s best selling “Hard Music” album was a Bon […]
Neilstein Soundscam 590 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: WHO THE F*CK ARE D.R.U.G.S.??? March 2nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Like Axl said we’re getting on a plane shortly, so […]
Neilstein Soundscam 200 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: BREAKDOWNS AND FLAT-BRIMMED CAPS STILL SELL ALBUMS… AND, UH, SO DOES MR. BIG (AGAIN!) February 23rd, 2011 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein If you don’t understand what that headline is a reference […]
Tour de Force 150 SXSW ’11 UPDATES: ALOHA EYEHATEGOD/PENTAGRAM, ADIOS BENEA REACH + HAARP, SKATENIGS, RIGOR MORTIS (???) & MORE February 23rd, 2011 at 11:30am Corey Mitchell Trying to keep up with the changes at a music […]
Cinemetal 350 NERD METAL FOR THE LOSS February 21st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t have a problem with nerd metal — I […]
