Breaking the Law 0 Florida Man Named Mystery Uses Stolen Credit Card to Buy 11 Gibson Les Pauls, 7 Speaker Cabs and More April 15th, 2022 at 12:38pm Emperor Rhombus He’s wearing the official shirt of the Florida Man.
Editorials 0 Florida Man Dresses as Grim Reaper to Protest Beach Reopenings May 3rd, 2020 at 10:01am MetalSucks The man is a lawyer seeking to call attention to the dangers of reopening the state’s economy too soon.
The Webernets 0 Florida Tourism Board Accidentally Uses Golden Girls Description for Metal Band Bio January 31st, 2019 at 3:13pm Vince Neilstein Appalachian Death Trap’s songs tell the stories of four older women who have been divorced or widowed and are now roommates.
New Stuff 0 There’s Some Good Advice in the New Melvins Song February 19th, 2018 at 10:00am MetalSucks Shove the Sunshine State where the sun don’t shine.
The Webernets 0 Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe Speaks Out in Favor of Gun Law Changes February 18th, 2018 at 1:57pm Vince Neilstein “Some people don’t like the term ‘assault rifle.’ Ok, cool- why don’t we call them ‘Kid Killers’ then? Is that a little better? Can we get a little KID KILLER control happening?”
Tour de Force 0 The Southern Darkness Festival Will Invade Tampa in August April 9th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Pelican, All Pigs Must Die, Maruta, Black Tusk, A Storm of Light, Phobia and many more.
90 METAL INQUISTION’S FREE ULTIMATE FLORIDA DEATH METAL MIX October 3rd, 2008 at 3:53pm MetalSucks Those uproarious chaps over at Metal Inquisition have compiled what […]