What the...?? 0 Hundreds of Limp Bizkit Fans Show Up for Hoax Concert at Dayton, Ohio Sunoco Gas Station April 21st, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This past Tuesday rumors started circulating that Limp Bizkit would […]
Metal Merch 0 Tell Starving Homeless Children You Hate Them with a $5,000 Portrait of Fred Durst Painted by The Cult’s Billy Morrison April 5th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg No, you did not misread that headline, and no, we are not making this up.
Viral Vomit 0 Most Humanitarian Act Ever of the Day: Phil Anselmo Disfigures Limp Bizkit with a Chainsaw March 28th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s only an animated video… but still!
News Round-Up 0 News Round-Up: Thy Art is Murder Lose Vocalist, STP Tribute to Scott Weiland, Fred Durst Banned from Ukraine and more December 22nd, 2015 at 11:59am Vince Neilstein Also: updates from Neurosis and Veil of Maya, Born of Osiris guitarist Lee McKinney sits on a couch on stage, and Rob Scallon covers JFAC on a banjo.
Editorials 0 Friday 5: Your Top Five “Thingz” Of 2015 (Not Hetfield’s) December 18th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Metallica’s frontman listed ten “thingz” that made him happy in 2015. What are yours?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Fred Durst Russian Propaganda Backfiring Already December 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Photos of Putin shirtless are more appealing.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Katy Perry, Kanye West, and Bernie Sanders. Seriously.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst is Moving to Crimea to Make Propaganda Films for the Pro-Russian Government October 12th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He did it all for the пизда.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 56 & 57: Varg Vikernes vs. Fred Durst, Courtney Love vs. Ivan Moody September 16th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Killers of good taste and, in one instance, actual people.
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 51 & 52: Fred Durst vs. Matty K., Courtney Love vs. Shaggy 2 Dope September 14th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks The gang’s all here: Insane Putz Posse, Limp Putz, Putzokate, and Putz!
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 42 & 43: Fred Durst vs. Paul Di’Anno, Dino Cazares vs. Shaggy 2 Dope September 3rd, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Wowee wow wow wow, the results of yesterday’s matches are […]
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 21-24: Danny Worsnop vs. Denis Stoff, Jonathan Davis vs. Fred Durst, Mike Portnoy vs. Dino Cazares, Blake Judd vs. Hunter Hunt-Hendrix August 24th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks We had to take a break last week due to […]
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week June 5th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include All That Remains, Mastodon, the Westboro Baptist Church, and… Ed Sheeran?!?
Tweet Twat 0 Fred Durst Attempts to Ruin Babymetal June 2nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He did it all for the nuki.
Metal in the Media 0 Associated Press Confuses Millionaire Murderer of People, Robert Durst, for Millionaire Murderer of Good Taste, Fred Durst March 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sadly, the error did not result in Fred Durst’s arrest.
Viral Vomit 0 Even Limp Bizkit Cannot Ruin Seinfeld February 24th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mash-up of the classic sitcom’s theme of “Break Stuff” is almost tolerable!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Rage Against the Machine Bassist Tim Commerford Calls Limp Bizkit “One of the Dumbest Bands in the History of Music” February 10th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That sound you hear is Wes Borland weeping.
Tweet Twat 0 Limp Bizkit Guitarist Wes Borland is Funny, Sad January 29th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg New Instagram post takes a dump on Limp Bizkit fans’ and peers alike.
What the...?? 0 Fred Durst Opened a Dog Grooming Business in Salinas November 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But is it as classy as a Hollywood Laundromutt in Manhattan????
What the...?? 0 THIS is the eHarmony Commercial Fred Durst Directed?!?! July 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ?!?!?!
