\m/ 0 Ghost Survive a Halestorm October 7th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Lzzy Hale serves alcohol while dressed as a nun at a Ghost concert.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Rock on the Range, Rocklahoma, Rockfest, and Carolina Rebellion Made? June 25th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Is there money to be made putting bands like Slipknot, Korn, Godsmack, Slayer, and Marilyn Manson all on one bill?
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are The Best Man Nipples In Metal May 20th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Lzzy Hale, eat your heart out.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 14, 2015 April 14th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund So wait, she has a dong? What are we looking at here?
New Stuff 0 Royal Thunder Announce North American Tour with Wild Throne, Release Another New Track March 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called “The Line” and it debuted on High Times, even though that outlet is not cocaine-centric.
New Stuff 0 Can Halestorm Get An “Amen”?! March 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Halestorm are a religion, and writing catchy rock tunes is their religion.
Editorials 0 Doc Coyle’s State of the Metal Union July 25th, 2014 at 1:20pm MetalSucks The former God Forbid guitarist muses on the current condition of the music we all love.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Korn Fans Had a Good Sense of Humor February 7th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories can’t stop, won’t stop.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Everyone and Their Mother to Appear on New Dio Tribute Album February 6th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is Your Life will include contributions from Metallica, Anthrax, Rob Halford, Corey Taylor, Killswitch Engage, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 15, 2013 (NSFW) October 15th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Testament, Red Fang, Gigan, Rivers Of Nihil, Monster Magnet … Which are this week’s hottest new releases — You tell us!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Announced Our Departure From White Wizzard October 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks This week, we were arrested, barred from restaurants, dressed as an Ozzy guitarist, dropped from Earache, mistaken for furniture, chased naked from a church’s lawn …
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Inessentials: Stream Halestorm’s New Covers EP October 10th, 2013 at 2:00pm Anso DF It is what it is.
New Stuff 0 Halestorm Second Metal Band in As Many Months to Cover Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” September 24th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also the second metal band to fuck it up.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey August 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Anso DF A silly recap of the bands, the fans, and the fun of a huge metal fest!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL Fest Is Approaching — And We’ll Attend! June 25th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF What will happen when a heavy metal beach bimbo treks to Quebec to jam wildly for a wknd? I’ve got $20 on “testicle severed by windmill.”
Tour de Force 0 Heavy MTL Line-Up Announced March 26th, 2013 at 12:19pm Axl Rosenberg This year’s fest will include Avenged Sevenfold, Rob Zombie, Megadeth, and more.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: And The Grammy Goes To … February 22nd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The 2013 Grammy Awards? More like Sham-my Anal-warts right?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Halestorm Won the Bullshit “Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance” Grammy February 11th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg And Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross won some other bullshit Grammy.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Here are the Bullshit Nominees for This Year’s Bullshit “Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance” Grammy December 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Bullshit.
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 0 Suck It and See November 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez Opinions are like assholes, and yours probably could use a refreshing Wet Wipe.
