New Stuff 170 NEW STREAMS FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE: DYING FETUS + IWABO + BATTLECROSS + FLOURISHING July 25th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll keep this brief, ’cause we’ve written about all […]
New Stuff 390 IWABO STREAMING NEW TRACK WITH THE BEST SONG TITLE OF THE YEAR July 22nd, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Not only does the title “Deodorant Can’t Fix Ugly” make […]
Cinemetal 660 NOW IWABO ARE RUINING IT FOR WINDS OF PLAGUE AND AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK TOO July 6th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Remember those bizarre Iwrestledabearonce video clips we posted yesterday? Turns […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 IWABO COMMIT A PARTY FOUL July 5th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Axl is away this week. Can you believe that old […]
New Stuff 290 CONTINUE YOUR HUMP DAY WITH IWRESTLEDABEARONCE’S “NEXT VISIBLE DELICIOUS” June 15th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg After debuting the song “Karate Nipples” right here on MetalSucks […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 IWABO’S RUINING IT FOR EVERYBODY LOOKS DELICIOUS May 27th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Iwrestledabearonce have released the album art for their forthcoming Ruining […]
Worst Week Ever 210 IN WHICH WE RUINED IT FOR EVERYBODY May 20th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Ooh no!” “Macho Man” Randy Savage has perished. My father […]
Music Premieres 1810 EXCLUSIVE TRACK PREMIERE: IWRESTLEDABEARONCE ARE RUINING IT FOR EVERYBODY, SHOW US THEIR “KARATE NIPPLES” May 19th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week, we revealed that Iwrestledabearonce are changing genres […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 1770 EXCLUSIVE: BLACK METAL JUST GOT GAY! IWRESTLEDABEAR ONCE CHANGE GENRES! May 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The answers you guys have sent in for last week’s […]
Tour de Force 670 WELL, THIS TOUR LINEUP SURE DOES BLOW May 6th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein ROTFLOL at the name “AllStars Tour.” HAHAHAHAA hahahaha! I mean, […]
New Stuff 280 IWRESTLEDABEARONCE ARE STILL “DELICIOUS” April 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Below is fan-filmed footage of “The Next Visible Delicious,” a […]
Question of the Week 720 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS ELITISM IN METAL A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING? April 1st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Welcome to “Question of the Week,” a (sometimes) weekly debate […]
Editorials 1210 WOMEN ARE BETTER METAL SINGERS THAN MEN March 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After listening to Psycho’s female blowtorch, Penny Torture, and Ava […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 370 IWABO LAUNCH FORUM FOR YOU TO DIRECT YOUR HATE January 20th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Photo by Jeremy Saffer So despite the predictions of naysayers, […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE EXTENDED THE DEADLINE FOR OUR HALLOWEEN CONTEST BY 24 HOURS October 29th, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg So as you’re no doubt aware, Halloween is on Sunday, […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 820 ABIGAIL WILLIAMS MEMBERS LOB A DILDO AT IWRESTLEDABEARONCE October 27th, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Worlds collided this past Friday in Austin, TX, as two […]
Cinemetal 290 IWABO’S VIDEO FOR “THE CAT’S PAJAMAS” IS SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST ANOTHER PERFORMANCE CLIP October 26th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s another chance for me to provoke you! Yeah! Get […]
Editorials 130 GET THE RUNS FOR THE BORDER: TACO BELL FEED THE BEAT August 24th, 2010 at 3:10pm Axl Rosenberg Life is tough for the modern touring metal band, ’cause […]
Cinemetal 440 NEW IWABO VIDEO BEST ENJOYED THROUGH A VIEW-MASTER August 3rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Iwrestledabearonce and director Justin Beasley are in something of a […]
The Webernets 470 SIX DEGREES OF BLACK SABBATH May 25th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Click to enlarge… this might actually be more interesting than […]
