Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 STRYPER BETRAY THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR, COVER SONGS BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS March 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If the you young ‘uns don’t know Stryper, well, they […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 150 (THE REAL) NICK SIMMONS COMMENTS ON PLAGIARISM ACCUSATIONS March 2nd, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Last week the publication of Nick “Son of Gene” Simmons’ […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 310 GENE SIMMONS’ APPLE DIDN’T FALL VERY FAR FROM THE TREE February 26th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg SHOCKER! Gene Simmons’ son, Nick, is a total prick! I […]
What the...?? 180 A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU’D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT February 25th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 570 I WAS MADE FOR LOATHING KISS, BABY January 29th, 2010 at 10:14am Anso DF I don’t want to jinx it, but lately it seems […]
Reunion Mania 60 GO GO GODFLESH! November 30th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg How the fuck did I completely miss the news that […]
\m/ 130 MINI KISS > REAL KISS November 13th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think we’ve ever talked about Mini Kiss on […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 710 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING? October 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Q: What’s even more tasteless than making fun of cancer? […]
\m/ 320 JONAH ROCKS: EVEN MORE ADORABLE THAN HATRED September 25th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If I had a biological clock, I’d worry that’s it’s […]
...And F*ck You Too 290 GENE SIMMONS THINKS HE SHOULD BE THROWN OUT OF KISS September 24th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I found the following quote from a recent interview with […]
Black Collar Workers 760 METAL INSIDER CALLS OUT KISS FOR STEALING FROM THE SWORD August 21st, 2009 at 4:16pm Axl Rosenberg I love Metal Insider‘s Bram Teitelman so much right now […]
Cinemetal 90 GENE SIMMONS REALLY IS A MONSTER August 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was initially optimistic about the latest cinematic update of […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1710 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI URGES AMERICAN BANDS TO STOP WEARING CORPSE PAINT August 18th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Am I the only one here that thinks that American […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 350 I DON’T CARE HOW OLD SCHOOL THE COVER ART LOOKS… August 17th, 2009 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg …the new Kiss album is going to suck puppy anus. […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 470 GENE SIMMONS CALLS TRENT REZNOR “A STUPID HEAD.” SO THERE! August 6th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was a teenager, if my father ever insulted […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
What the...?? 130 GENE SIMMONS: BA$$I$T, KIDNEY STONE SALESMAN June 9th, 2009 at 12:45pm Vince Neilstein MSNBC.com [via Idolator] is reporting that KI$$ frontman Gene Simmons […]
Cinemetal 280 WATCHTHE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART II: THE METAL YEARS IN ITS ENTIRETY FOR FREE!!! May 22nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to our bro-bros at Metal Injection for bringing to […]
The Webernets 70 ACE FREHLEY, INTERWEBS MASTER April 8th, 2009 at 10:32am Vince Neilstein News about Ace Frehley never ceases to amuse. There was […]
Cinemetal 90 VINNIE VINCENT, WE LOVE YOU March 30th, 2009 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein Vinnie Vincent is something of our patron saint here at […]
