Tag: Korpiklaani

“Sweat, hugs, and rock n’ roll!” ~Richard Simmons

Don’t be a wuss — sob one out to these 11 tear-jerking metal tracks.

Here’s your guide to all of this week’s heaviest new releases! Includes Cult of Luna, Korpiklaani, John Carpenter, and more!!!

This is the best Finnish folk metal song by a band whose name has two consecutive vowels that you will hear today.

They’re giving me the vapors!

A folk metal party!

Your one-stop shop for all the week’s heaviest releases including Pig Destroyer, Clutch, Korpiklaani, Skyharbor and many more.

Kicks off in October.

Kewl.

Featuring Children of Bodom, Amorphis, Swallow the Sun, Reverend Bizarre, Wolfheart, Michael Monroe, Korpiklaani, Unkind, Grave Pleasures, and more.

Not your normal pagan drinking song.

We have the best job in the universe: here are 65 heavy new releases for you! Your life will never be the same!

Heavin’ on men it’s lay down lies him who left Startooie’s head lay dum? Takka avas ski senda boring my pot lied on lemell ledee. Who made a rundee love my lenbee eeuhkiesta hell I say ooohhhh noo! Ahnga oh man may dah leadee doctah reedoori leftsta eye um.

Violence is not the answer — but it’s an answer.

What did YOUR kids do in school today?

As it turns out, he doesn’t enjoy play the accordion in front of people. Or at all.

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