\m/ 0 This Is the Largest, Most Elaborate Meshuggah Tattoo You Ever Will See February 27th, 2018 at 2:36pm Axl Rosenberg How dare any of us call ourselves Meshuggah fans when this lady exists.
Worst Week Ever 0 Bill Burr’s Meshuggah Concert Review, Lights’ High School Metal Band, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 9th, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Ozzy, Dying Fetus, Ghost, and more.
MSTV 0 Video: Meshuggah Fans Start Mosh Pit in a Hot Tub February 8th, 2018 at 2:35pm MetalSucks The most brutal of all mosh pits.
Metal in the Media 0 Comedian Bill Burr on Seeing Meshuggah Live: “A Fucking Life-Altering Experience” February 6th, 2018 at 11:36am Vince Neilstein “I can’t say enough how fucking unbelievable that band is. And you’re doing yourself a disservice as a human being if you never see them live.”
Music Dorkery 0 Watch a Guy with a Broken Arm Play Meshuggah on Guitar with One Hand January 26th, 2018 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg How friggin’ lazy does this make you feel?
Worst Week Ever 0 Motörhead and Babymetal Guitarists Die, Zakk Wylde is Sick, and More Uplifting Stories You May Have Missed This Week January 12th, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Behemoth, Danzig, Sodom, and more.
Music Dorkery 0 Meshuggah’s “Bleed” Get an Extra Dose of Weird Courtesy of This Guitar Thump Cover January 8th, 2018 at 10:08am Axl Rosenberg Sensory receptors succthumb.
Tour de Force 0 Meshuggah Announce 2018 North American Tour with Code Orange and Toothgrinder December 4th, 2017 at 1:15pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a short trek, unfortunately.
Metal in the Media 0 And the Nominees for This Year’s Bullshit “Best Metal Performance” Grammy Are… November 28th, 2017 at 10:33am Axl Rosenberg Nominated bands do not include Gutslit, XXX Maniak, or Lake Bukkake.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Musicians as Famous Pop Culture Monsters October 30th, 2017 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Includes Slipknot, Ghost, Anthrax, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 Megadeth Has a Dress Code, Axl Rose May be a Pod Person, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week October 20th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Cannibal Corpse, The Black Dahlia Murder, Meshuggah, and more.
Metal in the Media 0 Comedian/Actor Bill Burr Loves Meshuggah and The Mars Volta October 15th, 2017 at 2:08pm Vince Neilstein He’s a drummer, so duh.
Worst Week Ever 0 New Cannibal Corpse, Death Growl Lessons from Trevor Strnad, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week September 22nd, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Meshuggah, Machine Head, Marilyn Manson, and other bands whose names do not begin with the letter ‘M.’
Music Dorkery 0 Here’s Meshuggah’s “Rational Gaze” Played on a Shovel September 19th, 2017 at 1:32pm Vince Neilstein Shovels = metal.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Metallica’s “Blackened” Played in the Style of Meshuggah September 18th, 2017 at 9:39am Axl Rosenberg FUCKING HEAVY.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Death of Chester Bennington, Hatebreed Perform with Guest Vocalists, and Other Stories You May Have Missed This Week July 21st, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Meshuggah, The Black Dahlia Murder, Behemoth, and more.
Music Dorkery 0 Here’s Meshuggah’s “Bleed” with Every Snare Hit Replaced by Farts July 20th, 2017 at 9:08am Vince Neilstein Way more listenable than the version with the snare from St. Anger.
Viral Vomit 0 Best Mash-Up Ever of the Day: Donald Trump Turns Meshuggah’s “Bleed” Into “Billions” July 18th, 2017 at 12:48pm Axl Rosenberg At least this yutz is good for some laughs.
Viral Vomit 0 What if Meshuggah’s “Bleed” Had the Snare from Metallica’s St. Anger? July 13th, 2017 at 3:40pm MetalSucks It would sound like this abomination.
Metal Merch 0 Meshuggah to Sell Super-Limited Edition Hellraiser-Inspired Box Set at San Diego Comic Con July 13th, 2017 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg “We have such merch to show you.”
