Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten Most Embarrassing Attempts by a Formerly Cool Metal Band to be Hip Again May 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some bands age gracefully. Others… not so much.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Inquisition’s Weak Denial and You May 2nd, 2014 at 11:30am Anso DF We can’t rush to conclude that Inquisition subscribes to extreme racist doctrine. But their rebuttal sucks.
Cinemetal 0 Mick Mars Fantasy Casts Himself for The Dirt Movie March 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Old man wants Oldman.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Crue To Be Kind February 7th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Opinions don’t enter into personal interactions. So you’d totally give them a high-five and a pat on the bum.
Editorials 0 Mötley Crüe Reneging on Retirement Already February 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg That was (too) fast (for love).
Tour de Force 0 Mötley Crüe Announce Farewell Tour, Plan to Sue Themselves if They Don’t Retire January 29th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah I don’t quite get it, either.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s a Coldwell Banker Ad Featuring Mötley Crüe’s “Home Sweet Home” January 24th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Come find a nice place with a pool where your child’s friend can drown because you weren’t supervising him!
Tour de Force 0 Alice Cooper to Play Support on Mötley Crüe’s Farewell Tour? January 17th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, why else would his name be on the poster?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Joined the AARP January 10th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist includes Brutal Truth, Opeth, Earth Crisis, and more.
Metal Mysteries 0 Mötley Crüe Subtly Hinting That They May Be Retiring January 10th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dunno, we could be misinterpreting the clues.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Get Ready for the Re-Re-Merger of L.A. Guns December 20th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yay!
Metal Merch 0 MetalSucks’ 2013 Holiday Gift Guide for Metalheads November 25th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks If you want metal-friendly and creative gifts, look no further!
A Game of Thrones 0 What Kind of Metal Would Each House on Game of Thrones Most Enjoy? November 11th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Winter is here.
Cinemetal 0 Jackass/Bad Grandpa Director Jeff Tremaine to Helm Film Adaptation of Mötley Crüe’s The Dirt November 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dunno how I feel about this yet, but he’s saying lots of the right things!
Metal in the Media 0 Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil Might Be on The Celebrity Apprentice October 24th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “You’re fired!” is what he said to his dignity.
Metal in the Media 0 If Jeopardy Contestants are So Smart, How Come They’ve Never Heard of Mötley Crüe??? October 8th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dummies.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Jeff Walker Called Us Posers!!! September 27th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist includes Sylosis, Carcass, The Faceless, Mötley Crüe, and more.
Retrospective 0 Mötley Crüe’s Shout at the Devil Was Released Thirty Years Ago Today September 26th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg SHOUT! SHOUT! LET IT ALL OUT! THESE ARE THE THINGS WE CAN DO WITH… oh, wait. Wrong album. Sorry.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Tommy Lee Got Into a Fight with Nicolas Cage’s Son September 25th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Apparently while Nicolas Cage and Vince Neil watched.