Book Reviews 100 I AM OZZY AUTOBIOGRAPHY PISSES ON U.S. BOOKSHELVES TODAY January 25th, 2010 at 9:11am Corey Mitchell Ozzy Osbourne gets plenty of crap around here at the Mansion […]
Whoops 160 RE: OZZY CANCELING SHOWS January 13th, 2010 at 2:58pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I wrote a piece chastising Ozzy Osbourne for canceling […]
Rampant Rumors 160 OZZY PLANNING 18 MONTHS OF CONSISTENT CANCELLATIONS? January 12th, 2010 at 10:07am Axl Rosenberg The last few Ozzy tours have basically been a joke. […]
Lick My Label 260 BLACK LABEL SOCIETY: NEW LABEL, SAME TUNE? January 11th, 2010 at 9:56am Vince Neilstein Rumor no more. The speculation that E1 Records has signed […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 WANNA HEAR THE NEW BLACK LABEL SOCIETY SINGLE? January 4th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay so that’s not really it, but who wants to […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 760 YOU GO TO HELL, OZZY OSBOURNE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! December 18th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ozzy Osbourne has announced Soul Sucka as the name of […]
Interviews 200 BLASKO: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 14th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Rob “Blasko” Nicholson has quite the impressive metal resume. He’s […]
Editorials 310 OZZY TURNED 61 YESTERDAY December 4th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg But it would have been so much sweeter if he’d […]
Viral Vomit 130 DAVE MATTHEWS IMPERSONATING OZZY ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE November 23rd, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Andy Samberg can’t single-handedly salvage more than a decade of […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 290 MIGHT THERE BE A SUITABLE VELVET REVOLVER FRONTMAN HIDDEN IN THE TRACKLISTING OF SLASH’S SOLO ALBUM? November 20th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez All this talk about Slash’s upcoming solo album has got […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]
...And F*ck You Too 470 ZAKK WYLDE IS A MENSCH, BUT ALSO A HYPOCRITE November 10th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Zakk Wylde talking to Tartarean Desire a few years […]
Editorials 370 ZAKK WYLDE IS A MENSCH November 6th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So unless you spent your summer someplace where there’s no […]
\m/ 320 JONAH ROCKS: EVEN MORE ADORABLE THAN HATRED September 25th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If I had a biological clock, I’d worry that’s it’s […]
This Sucks 380 UPDATE ON ZAKK WYLDE’S HEALTH September 11th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In case you haven’t been following along, Zakk Wylde has […]
Oh Don Piano! 630 OZZY GUITARIST UPDATE: WYLDE’S HEALTH PROBLEMS CONTINUE, AND IOMMI GETS FANS EXCITED OVER NUTHIN’ August 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I made a joke earlier this week about Zakk Wylde […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 940 OZZY OSBOURNE DEBUTS NEW GUITARIST GUS G., PUTS ZAKK WYLDE IN THE HOSPITAL August 24th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First, let’s just talk about how we arrived at this […]
Rampant Rumors 430 NO SHOCK HERE: GUS G. REALLY IS OZZY’S NEW GUITARIST August 21st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I wasn’t even gonna report on this because, at this […]
Cinemetal 170 I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT BEING IN REMISSION, UNTIL MY OSBOURNES CAME BACK August 12th, 2009 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg ”The most beautiful words in the English language aren’t ‘I […]
Cinemetal 200 AWESOME? YES. A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME? ALSO YES. August 10th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a video of a kid playing Ozzy’s “Mr. Crowley” […]
