Viral Vomit 0 Someone Mashed-Up The Wolf of Wall Street with System of a Down Because The Internet October 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Speaking of “Chop Suey!”…
Moppet Metal 0 Video: Ten-Year-Old Brazilian Boy Wrecks System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!” on the Drums October 14th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Watch young Leonardo Constâncio cement his future as a total pimp.
Overground 0 In Defense of Nu-Metal September 23rd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Our new columnist takes Axl and Vince to task for their ongoing treatment of metal’s most maligned subgenre.
The Contortionist Sucks 0 The Contortionist’s Top Nu-Metal Albums September 17th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Includes selections by Slipknot, Deftones, and Mudvayne.
Music Dorkery 0 Isolated Bass Tracks Help Us Further Ponder the Question: “Do Bassists Matter?” September 12th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Slappin’ da bass.
Br00tal-lists 0 Today’s List Over Which to Argue: Revolver‘s Ten Nu-Metal Albums You Need to Own September 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg My list is considerably different from theirs. What about yours?
Music Dorkery 0 For Your Listening Pleasure: Here are Some More Isolated Vocal Tracks from Famous Metal Songs August 6th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out isolated vocals tracks from Ozzy, Dio, Dickinson, Halford, Hetfield, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Heavy Metal Drinking Games July 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Do not read this if your name is Matt Pike.
Editorials 0 New System of a Down Album Scheduled to Arrive On the Same Day as Release of New Necrophagist Album July 10th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Band has “problems” and “issues,” says drummer John Dolmayan.
Metalcal Marijuana 0 It’s 4:20! Get Tall with System of a Down’s Shavo Odadjian and B-Real from Cypress Hill July 2nd, 2014 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg More like System of an UP, amiriteoramirite???
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Remembering Tool’s Lateralus June 27th, 2014 at 3:20pm Anso DF Tool’s third album debuted at number one. It should’ve gotten the Nobel Prize, too.
Music Dorkery 0 Serj N’ Steel Steez: Metal Dude Sings Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” in the Style of Type O Negative and System of a Down June 19th, 2014 at 3:40pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck Gangnam style, we got Steele n’ Serj style.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Learned the Ultimate Metal Handshake May 2nd, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slayer, Metallica, Nirvana, and more.
The Webernets 0 This Mash-Up of System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!” and Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock” Works Incredibly Well May 1st, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Bonus: an awesome Smashing Pumpkins-Loverboy mash-up!
Please Kill Me 0 The Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Grows More Dire, Overtakes Metal Hammer Magazine January 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You can’t kill me ’cause I’ve already unsubscribed you.
\m/ 0 Support the Troops: Listen to the MetalSucks Veterans Day Spotify Playlist November 11th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks War is (heavy as) hell.
Editorials 0 John Dolmayan Accidentally Implies that System of a Down May Never Play in Los Angeles Again July 31st, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Just me being a dick.
Cinemetal 0 This is the Music Video for “We Are” July 18th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s weed-friendly AND it’s for a good cause!
Metal Mitzvah 0 “We Are” Pretty Into this New Song Featuring Serj Tankian, Devin Townsend, and Ihsahn June 19th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg AND it’s for charity!
