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AND FINALLY, DEATH METAL WITH A COW ON VOCALS

 Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 at 5:22pm by

BovinusOK, this is it folks, I promise. We’ve already unearthed death metal / grindcore bands with dog (Caninus) and parrot (Hatebeak) vocalists, but this one, posted by MetalSucks commenter Emily, has GOT to win the award for stupidest shit we’ve ever posted. The band, appropriately named Bovinus, actually has a cow on vocals. You’ve got to skip to the fourth track on their MySpace page, the aptly titled “Grass Eating Monsters,” to hear our bovine friend in action — and man, can that fuckin’ guy moo with the best of ‘em.

First asshole to comment with “This is SO two months ago and is actually the side-project of br00tal / kvlt band X” gets banned.

-VN

[Bovinus on MySpace]

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  • http://countshockula.blogspot.com ezra

    I like that they’re friends with Cattle Decapitation. Wonder how their “singer” feels about that?

  • bucketochicken

    Not to nitpick, but wouldn’t it be “Death Mootal?”

    Gives new meaning to “horns up!”

    Caught in a moosh?

  • Joe

    the astonishing lack of creativity in your puns bucketochicken has me in udder dismay. see, now that’s how you do it. additionaly, i hope to see an article about darren cesca parting ways with arsis. that’s my big news of the day.

  • bucketochicken

    Bullshit. You cudn’t do any better, so you have no beef. But really, it behooves us all to post as many bovine-related puns as we possibly can. I’d steak my reputation on it.

  • http://cultclassicmoviereview.blogspot.com You Don’t Know Me

    i’m not gonna lie… this is some awesomely ridiculous shit. it’s heavy, catchy, and you have a cow for a lead singer. this is better than most of the hardcore shit out there.

  • Joe

    and in response i would say that you and your fellow burghers had better steer clear of this present course lest you milk a once potent formula dry.

  • bucketochicken

    That was the cream of the crop, like none I’ve ever herd – makes me think I should be put out to pasture.

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  • Master of Puppies

    you guys are really milking these cow puns for all they’re worth.

  • http://n/a JW Gacy

    No matter how you filet it, you’ll never unveal all of the puns in your tendor loins before my calves start to cramp. (sorry, that’s all I could graze up)

  • bill

    even if i had four of them, there’s no way i could stomach this band

  • http://www.sithomeandrot.com/celebs/ manny

    all three of those bands should tour together. It’d be great…

    …to see them tossed into a meatgrinder and have their shredded corpses pissed on.

  • anus

    im sure if someone had already heard of a dog on vocals they would also look for more stupid shit

    you guys should report something newsworthy

    like psyopus has a new vocalist and new album

    or review the new johnny truant masterpiece

  • catsaremetal

    *patiently waits for a cat fronted grindcore band

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    @catsaremetal: Word.

  • bucketochicken

    A cat-fronted grindcore band would sound like a bunch of pussies.

  • bornfromsodom

    i’ve listened to hatebeak before and they are pretty entertaining. i’ll have to listen to these guys.

  • where’s the beef?

    these guys know how to beef it up!
    does put extreme genres in perspective though….

  • http://www.thedeciblog.com nick

    Everything about this rules.

  • Anthony

    Gives new meaning to the phrase “Meat is MURDER!!!”

    Horns!

  • http://www.myspace.com/bovinusmusic Bovinus

    now i know why we’ve been getting so many plays in the last two days, this is soooo cool, hehehe. people yes i realise that i’m retarded making metal with a cow, but hey makes me laugh. the vocals should be up very soon on the new tracks. SYL RULES ALL !!! HELL YEAH WE FUCKIN’ SUCK

    JAmie, basically all of bovinus

  • clyde smith

    You wouldn’t get those comments if you weren’t years late on everything.

    Or if you realized that metal doesn’t stop at the bullshit that plays Wacken. And “Paganfest”. LOL.

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  • Hez

    That’s not death metal, and damn its boring as.

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