KING OF AKITAS
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 at 12:38pm by Axl Rosenberg
Speaking of tough metal dudes and adorable puppies: Kerry King reveals in the August issue of Decibel that he used to show Akitas:
“I used to have the best Akitas on the West Coast for a while,” [King] enthuses. “I had a female that couldn’t be beat for a six-week period. She just won everything. But I had the hardest time getting those bred, man. The female, I just couldn’t get her knocked up. I had her go to the best male in the country on two different heat cycles and just couldn’t get her pregnant. They’d breed; it just wouldn’t take. We tried artificial and everything.”
I had no idea you could artificially inseminate a dog. Kind of makes you wonder why there’s no Slayer lyrics about that.
In other news, I officially feel better about owning a bichon.
-AR
One of the most disgusting episodes I ever saw of the “Daily Show” was the one where they had one of the female “correspondents” visit a breeder to report on animal husbandry practices. She had to give a pig a hand-job in order to collect semen for artificial insemination. I really don’t think you could pay me enough, but to each their own…
Dog breeding and dogs shows are huge businesses, so I suppose it shouldn’t come as any surprise the lengths to which people will go to breed dogs.
does kerry king look the future governor of new jersey in 2012 or what?
“In other news, I officially feel better about owning a bichon.”
That’s the type of thing you don’t reveal to anybody except a cute girl.
And is it still surprising to learn that some of these people lead normal lives, outside of playing songs about Satan?
“Aggressive Inseminator”
REIGN IN BROOD!
That dog looks like Tom Araya.
a winner is you! so much that i have to dredge up a 6-year-old nintendo meme to describe your awesome post.
There are only two words I can use for both King and Snick’s post; EPIC WIN
Akitas look like fuzzy teddy bears, but they are really mean shitty little dogs. His was probably too inbred to reproduce.
Nowadays everything is artificially inseminated. From Angelina Jolie to your momma. Go to any dairy farm, every one of those cows is artificially inseminated. Chickens too. What a strange world we live in.
Let’s go fuck some chickens and cows then, broski. Just me, you, and whoever else wants to prevent– who the fuck knows. Let’s just go fuck some chickens and cows.
I’m down for that, bubba!
Now I know why KFC tastes like shit.
Though I usually refer to them as KFCFU.
From what I understand;
It’s best to decapitate a chicken, then shove yer hard cock into it’s ass while it does it’s spasmodic twitching.
Umm, “mean shittyLittle dogs”? Most Akitas are mean shitty BIG dogs. Ones that eat Bichons for breakfast. They used them to hunt bear and elk for christsakes!
I used to work at an English Mastiff Kennel and I have artificialy inseminated them, it is so weird.
Ummm…do you mean personally or with like a squirter or tube?
“We tried artificial and everything.”
On page 6 of the Akita manual, it says to take off your massive nail-spiked armband before trying “everything.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
it’d be funnier if he bred german shepards, considering hanneman’s favorite topic
thats the cuttest pic I evaaaarrr seen
yeah that’s good but he should have put his cup down before they snapped it..
Kerry King is the only guy Metal enough to shot-gun a specimen from the kennel and yell: SLAYER!!!
so one day in 2010 the metal ground to a halt at the sight of a basket full of puppies . they layed down there down tuned guitars and corpse paint and spoke of nuthing but hello kitty ever again.
now thats BOOTAL!
I can’t believe King’s dog isn’t covered with tats?
I bet he has a black leather jacket for it though; maybe with a big skull on the back…