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THE NEW SEBASTIAN BACH ALBUM ARTWORK IS HERE, AND, UMMMM…

 Friday, July 8th, 2011 at 3:20pm by

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  • Kuranes

    He should call it “Kicking &Screaming & Biting”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cooper-Stapleton/604628709 Cooper Stapleton

    whoa

  • Sapien

    What. Thee. Fuck. This makes me wish Photoshop had never been invented.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Simo-Ramos/1438063769 Simão Ramos

      Agreed 250%! not.

  • MoonSnake

    Kinda reminds me of the cover for Steve Vai’s “Passion and Warfare”

  • Adam

    I’m surprised he didn’t go all out cheese and had the girl topless.

    • emeyer

      lol i didn’t even realize that was a girl until i read your comment. i thought that was sebastian too

  • http://dystrophy.bandcamp.com devin townsend’s lost skullet

    Sebastian Bach is always good for a slow news day

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josh-Kruk/520503461 Josh Kruk

    I almost did a cartoon style spit take when I saw the B&B photo. Well done Vince, thank you for the laugh.

  • cougar party

    This is so bad that I absolutely love it.

  • wha?

    It could not be more Sebastian Bach-esque. I half-expect to eventually find out he has a 20′ x 20′ version hanging in his bedroom.

    • Beauzaque

      Yeah, it’s absolutely perfectly fitting for him.

  • meemperor

    Crack. It’s a hell of a drug!

    Also you should have used this for the photo caption contest.

  • b

    I love this cover. Especially the Hellephants in the background. Trunks of fire and fury!

  • Rusty McThulhu

    Ftl

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII

    LOL WUT

  • Pastor of Muppets

    Is the fire coming out of his ass? Has keeping Axl’s cock up there all this time irritated his sphincter somehow?

  • halfsharkalligatorhalfman

    so bad it’s good. wouldn’t expect anything less from Bas. I mean do you really want a serious cover from him?

  • Manuwar

    I see elephants.

    RAPED BY ELEPHANTS

  • Sacajawea

    Am I the only one who thinks this would actually have been a really cool cover if Sebastian Bach wasn’t part of it?

    • canea

      No, I agree. I think it would be OK without him in there. At some point though he said, “This is pretty cool, but I need to be right in the middle of it.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael--Vanderven/502827008 Michael Vanderven

    okay, wait, is he wearing skinny jeans or is that just an 80s thing? everything is completely shopped. why am i even seeing him on the cover?

  • joe

    No worse than Mastodon’s new abortion.

    • Dusty

      Well, that comment is just fucking retarded.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Evan-Clark/1822866049 Evan Clark

        +1 Ditto

    • Conor

      I’m surprised that you’ve heard of Mastodon and don’t know this already, but try getting fucked up and then look at the album art. If you dare.

  • Dan

    Bold.

  • AARONIUS

    Why did this have the caption …Uhhh…? Like someone else mentioned it wouldn’t be out of place on a Mastodon album (even with Bach in the picture).

  • Mona Demarkov

    That’s Sebastian Bach’s weak attempt at “Sanskritizing” his name. (I can’t believe that I just made up that word…). The chick looks like a representation of Kali, the Hindu Goddess of destruction & destruction (ooh Bach you are sooo metal…). So very cheesy. Kali would never kick it with guys in skinny jeans.

    • Mona Demarkov

      whoops- *Kali = Hindu goddess of death & destruction.

  • Dissident Aggressor

    Pull My Hair!

  • The_Anti_Kriist666

    he found his inner savage animal

  • JX

    ” uuhh soo uhhhmmmm it’s not really me, but its me and it’s the feminine me worshiping me from behind uhm and knife fucking me cuz I’m so fuckin beautiful and my straight hair kicks so much ass, and if you don’t believe it, after this album, malmsteen and his ferrari stories will be nothing”

  • MetalOz

    Looks like he farted 2 elephants and a genesh on a kit..

  • Brett

    I like how two paces outside of his hindi hellfire circle, it’s a perfectly pleasant grassy knoll.

  • guest

    Hey guys, who’s ready to see some fuckin’ trains!!!!

    • Memememe

      I’m telling you its fucking BING fucky O.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Hurley/1289730334 Matt Hurley

    Hahaha can’t help but think of the Will Ferrell movie with this one

  • poopy

    SIMBA?! YOU’RE ALIVE?!

  • goldenthrasher

    whos that chick in the foreground?

  • R4ze

    WILDMAN! Awwww yeah!

  • Mike C

    If this was a Devin Townsend cover I bet you guys would fap over it.

  • UpwindGravy

    I think if any of you read the album title, you would get what he is aiming for. Also, he’s right about all of you that are up Devon’s ass.

  • Douche baggins

    Very queerish. One of those album covers you look at and just assume the music sucks.

  • Maderchod

    Sebastian=Maderchod

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Roshin-Wolfson/557092638 Dan Roshin Wolfson

    badly photoshopped fading elephants

  • Todd Poe

    An oh-so-predictably fail-tastic album cover from Bas.

    What a hilarious imbecile this dude is….a complete walking/parody stereotype of an 80′s hesher kid.

  • dread

    I think it’s unfair to say that Mastodon would use this for an album cover with Bas’ picture on it. What would actually happen is they would use the cool part of the artwork (everything except Sebastion Bach’s image) and then you would flip the case over and the band picture on the back would have Brann wearing a brand new vintage Sebastian Bach t-shirt featuring that picture.