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I NEED THIS IN MY WARDROBE RIGHT NOW!

 Monday, August 1st, 2011 at 12:30pm by

Pantera bathing suit

Deciblog scribe Jeanne Fury claims to have seen the above men’s bathing suit in a storefront window in Asbury Park, NJ this past weekend. Do we believe her? I’d liken this statement in high fashion to Sergeant D’s Burzum clothing line if not for the fact that it came from New Jersey, the arsehole of America, and from the Jersey Shore above all (yeah, that Jersey Shore).

I’ve never worn a banana-hammock bathing suit before (these days I like board shorts), but for this gem it might be worth having my package bundled up for all to see. Because we all need a little Vinnie Paul in our bunghole.

-VN

 

 

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  • boazhimself

    lulz. heres a conway tiwtty DM song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=VQsiLDAxud0

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    if it came from a jersey boardwalk then it must be true. no trouble believing it at all. and I’d totally fuckin rock that bathing suit.

  • http://giantofthemountain.bandcamp.com Lordassenfroth

    i bet if you were wearing those and you farted it would be a very accurate simulation of smelling vinnie paul’s breath

    • huntermc

      I see that Vinnie Paul will be the butt of many jokes.

      • luke

        +1

        I lost my shit at “Because we all need a little Vinnie Paul in our bunghole.”

      • Chainsword

        Vinnie ends his career on a brown note.

        Vinnie runs into a brown streak.

        Drinking and drug use send Vinnie into the bowels of depression.